My biggest insecurity is thinking ppl don’t like me, which is so silly. Cause you like me, right? Seriously though, do you like me?

Turns out Jane is addicted to fighting on stage #JanesAddiction

#celtics are #champs!! Now someone …HELP ME FLIP OVER THIS CAR!! #boston

Fanny pack, bc my life will be better once I look much fatter

After all this time, I still dont understand the plot to #Avatar

My special dropped!! Yay!! I’m so elated for you to see this!! Please retweet!! youtu.be/W_Xl1bRAsDw #livecomedy #thespoons #heynow #huuu #bostoncomedy #midwaycafe #comedyspecial

#cocainebear is female, which makes the movie wayyyy scarier

I was an all state baseball player as a 12 yr old. Then I moved to another state

It’s weird that ppl post pics of their kids in bikinis

My first ever comedy special 3/3/23!!

Do we really know if it was #gallagher that died or maybe it’s his brother?

Attn humans: don’t bark at dogs, they think you’re an idiot

Remember when Halloween was naughty?

I’m not saying I’m mature but I recently used my #chapstick till it was gone before losing it #adulting

Years later we learned #gwenstefani was in fact, a holla back girl

My opener/closer at my one and only corporate gig “anyone had sex with Sarah from accounting?” #coporatestandup #standup #comedy #badjokes #lotsofboos