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lol at @LibertyMutual for emailing me about a winter storm approaching my area. In June. In California.

I cut this out from my daily calendar and it’s displayed on my desk. it’s been appropriate for every day of 2025 so far!

today’s @EffinBirds calendar page directly tracks with my current mood perfectly!

I learned today that Jay Sorrentino passed away a few days before Christmas. Today would have been his 58th birthday. What a sweet guy, gone too soon.

that was on the coast and much more north of here, we didn’t feel that one. This map shows where people felt this one (red dot is where it was centered). I live near the A in Sacramento. it made me so sick.

here’s a video. don’t watch it if you have epilepsy.

whiskey is good for head colds, right? that’s what’s for dinner.

here’s a fun new scammy way to get info from people:

new Aussie slang I’ve learned this week and it’s only Monday: a shoey

i just took security awareness training at work from an animated llama. 😂

this might be the most random and weirdly funny text I’ve ever gotten.

lol right! This was my flight info last weekend. Crazy delay, man. 😂

the red eye never disappoints

my mom is getting over covid and this is the worst of it 😂

lol, try harder.

I went kayaking yesterday and with my wrist braced, it went WAY better than expected. Not only did I have zero pain, my wrist feels 376363 times better than it did yesterday. I think it’s time to keep challenging it.

I was surprised that this one stayed put for a photo op, I couldn’t imagine being lucky enough to pick one up!