Hold on, now.
What do you mean /youโd/ never say no to a snackโ?
Werenโt you just talking about theโฆ
( She trails off, eyes slowly lifting as her voice fades out.
A bit more critical attention given to the horns atop the others head, before moving back down to his snout. )
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Yeah so, I reeeally donโt think thatโs my best option here.
Ya know, I was really looking for some kindaโ more /helpful/ advice. Maybe like, โgo for a more gentle approach, Bev!โ
( Whoever sheโs meant to be imitating has the deepest possible voice, apparently. )
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scrolling is good because if i allow a thought to form it will turn evil and attack me
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none of the substances i tried were abused, only loved
Iโ-ahโฆ
Iโฆ know that. ๐.
( Another sigh. Bev taking a moment to fully rest her elbows on the countertop now.
Sheโs sure making herself feel like a watered down floozy in front of Randy, and sheโd drown her shame in an extra strong Dateviator if she werenโt on the clock. )
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Even if it doesn't, he at least got a damn delicious treat out of it. ]
I just hope he doesn't end up wanting to put me in drag.
I-โI love when he does it, but for me-โ
Ah, I just always still look like a clown. ๐.
Sorry, Randyโฆ I just, get a little scared sometimes.
I meanโhah, Terโ is this real famous celebrity, and even though I know deep down heโs just another friendly face in the house, Iโฆ still get a little nervous about making a fool out of myself.
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( Any other day, Bev wouldโve been positively endeared over the little clinks of the thoughtful clown, but right now her thoughts are occupied by her horror.
Her hair almost seems a little flatter as a result โ a droplet onto the countertop much like a shed hair. )
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Mmh, maybe something more masculine โ for a drag king! โ๏ธ.
Ouh, he always wanted to try something like that on someone, no wonder he seemed so happy about you agreeing with him! โบ๏ธ.
( And she can only sigh as she drops her head, wiping it solemnly away with a tablecloth. )
Manโฆ
This is probably what I get for agreeing blindly. Remind me not to do that again?
( A hollow laugh now, followed by a dramatically long sigh. )
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Oh!
( A blink of surprise. )
You haveโฆ experience on that kinda thing?
( She doesnโt want to look doubtful, but Bev isnโt exactly the best at hiding it. )
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Ouhhh, maybe?
You know a reputable pair I could hire?
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/Me/ in /drag/โโ?
( Hand quickly dropped from her chin, all but bracing against the other side of the bar.
Wide green eyes directed at Randy make it very clear sheโsomehowโdid not expect that to be the translation. )
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How fun, it's been a while someone agreed to let Terry to that to them. โบ๏ธ.
He /attempted/ to do it on me once, but-โ
Ah, I-โI got too shy. ( ////// )








