Joined May 2011
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Who do you think is cooking for the athletes?
what did paris do with all the rats?
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They look like they just had the most adorable most intimate new york city wedding at a courthouse
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that fuckass bob
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sometimes an album is good because it came out when i was 17
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the wasted meet-cute opportunity between me and a girl unintentionally following each other around the grocery store
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grateful i dropped my taylor hater status
i am so bad at being a taylor swift hater. every few months i go through a red phase and it’s the only album i listen to for a week straight. and i cry because i am WEAK and she CAUGHT ME being impressed and inspired by her tenacity and bopping to her tunes.
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the feline urge to sit in an empty box
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gonna catch em all cause she’s
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cheshire cat: we're all mad here me: at me???
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Some of you have huge “I have married parents” vibes – at San Diego, CA
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Looking cute in the passenger seat while giving wrong directions >>>
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how often do u guys refer to him as your dad instead of your mom’s boyfriend to make it easier?
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u ever have nightmares about the greensboro sportsplex?
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brain for sale. never used
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