LEGO & football enthusiast. Half and half.

Joined January 2011
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‘I ordered some milkshake’ Lmaooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I once got arrested because of a post I made on this app. I thought I was smart, but these people were actually smarter than me 😭 They didn’t even track me. It all started with a dm.Someone DM’d me and asked me to send my rate card for promotion. I sent it, and the next day, they reached out again with an invoice, didn’t even argue about the price. Instead, they told me it was going to be a long-term partnership, not the normal per-post or monthly gig. I was so happy because that was a lot of money. They asked me to drop my account details, which I did. When it was time to pay, they told me the company would make the payment directly and that I should wait. Two days later, they reached out again and said
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HOW LONG DID YOU KNOW @piersmorgan ??
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Just gonna block the coastal highway road with a marquee because these Lagos event hall prices 😵
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Prison food must be better than what you currently eat.
He was assaulted today for sexually assualting a minor
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That’s why all these tweet miscreants are hustling for position Collect 100m+ Prado as mobilization
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£1k to fix a fence??🙃🙃
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Why’s a president talking about bums!????
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Lesson 33 of being an adult; shared fences don’t mean shared maintenance/ responsibility. FFS!
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Is Nicki minaj even American?
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As per “Dance, mvnkey dance” 🫠
The president of the United States told Nicki Minaj to stand up so everyone could see her ass…and she did it 🫩🫩🫩
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I miss Slack. Teams is so quick to cast you.
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It’s you people that even thought he was funny enough in the first place to not only use your hard earned money to buy his ticket but to do it on a Sunday night.
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Replying to @thetimes
How about you ask the same of Princess’s Eugenie and Beatrice?
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Hellooooo. Isn’t Andrew a nonce too????
Given the shocking allegations about her father, Thomas Markle, should we view the Duchess of Sussex’s efforts to portray a perfect family life in a new light? thetimes.com/life-style/cele…
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It’s a lifestyle baby.
Breaking News: APC splashes Tens Of Millions of Naira as they Use Synchronized Flying Drones to light up the sky and Campaign for Nigerians to Vote For Current Deputy Governor Dr Obafemi Hamzat to Be Governor, Meanwhile the entire area where this is been done doesn’t have light
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doing this in a blackout is demonic
Breaking News: APC splashes Tens Of Millions of Naira as they Use Synchronized Flying Drones to light up the sky and Campaign for Nigerians to Vote For Current Deputy Governor Dr Obafemi Hamzat to Be Governor, Meanwhile the entire area where this is been done doesn’t have light
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What do Nigerians have against cremation?
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Sounds like something straight outta Tyler Perry script.
Moment an American pastor and prophetess, who are both married, introduce a new wife to their congregation and announce that they are now in a polygynous marriage with a female church member, claiming it is the “will of God.” 😭🤦🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
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