FLORIDA GATORS!!! All things Space, cooking, tinkering with electronics, Im a sarcastic, dry humored son of a bitch, love ya Mom.

Beaufort, SC
Joined October 2010
Cane fans are dumb dumbs.
I'm not even mad at this because you Canes fans finally updated this meme Plus, it shows that UF is the only school in the state with a title in all three so you didn't really win with this
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Ok, this wins.
Replying to @AtlantaFalcons
We accept your apology
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It just means more.
One of the craziest moments in sports history
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Im GatorD got you. I been got.
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Do you fry? Mahi? Why not.
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Just tripped over my own feet. #legday
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Watching mud dry.
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GMFG, clearly doesn't mean, Good Morning Florida Gators, or Got Damnit, mother fucker Gator. Or Gosh, My Feet,grueling. Ill figure this out
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Pay attention, America. Two World Wars. Survived. Unfettered Islamist immigration? Gone.
BREAKING: The town hall of Limoges, built in 1873, didn’t survive today’s riots. The building’s spire has now collapsed
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Dave came back strong and swinging. My man.
You’re right, we did beat a terrible Auburn team by 5.
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Even when you’re winning the key is to act like you’ve been there before…
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New press secretary, im here for it.
This is as political as I get.
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Photo of the day
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I was planning on having steak tonight, but....The wife can woof this down. Im ordering a pizza.
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Who needs enemies when you habe friends like Jesse Palmer. Go back to the baking shows, bitch.😂😭🗑🤷🏽‍♂️
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How i imagine meeting @Senor3ringsWitt the first time
Pool closed for the season
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I was wrong also War fucking eagle.
Just got back to the house. Time to watch the Gators get fucked.
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