Part time fortune teller, amateur bullfighter, modern sex icon, i've probably frotted before
Joined July 2019
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NBA Reddit has left twitter, and NBA content was one of the only things keeping me here. Follow if you care!
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size, girth, does not matter. what girls want is good geometry. a good bend or crook in the cock
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I feel like people really don’t know how psychopathic Gavin Newsom is. This dude cut off power and gas to 2 of my families houses under the guise of “living in a landslide area” but really Donald Trump’s golf course is half a mile away and that was the real target
This is suddenly popping off, so @GavinNewsom if you see this, my cousin and uncle have been without power or gas for over a month. They live in a slide zone, but it’s not sliding. They’ve lived there for over 30 years, and their house has moved 10 inches. Restore their power/gas
I’d hope not, dinosaurs didn’t have scales
🚨VANCE: "I have a four year old and a two year old. Every day my kids will come to me and say something that is batshit insane. My four year old will say 'Daddy, I'm a dinosaur.' Am I going to take him to the dinosaur transition clinic and put scales on him? No this is crazy."
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We’re in the middle of election season and somehow my timeline has finally fixed itself. No more politics 😻
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One of the wettest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of water
Hurricane Milton is undergoing one of the fastest rapid intensifications ever observed in the Atlantic.
It is now a 155 mph Category 4 storm, just 2 mph shy of Category 5 status.
Not a single weather model predicted the storm would strengthen this quickly.
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MFs be like “the states should be in control of education”
Bro they can’t even take care of roads
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