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Saying “ wow Nicki Minaj would be hilarious to be the White House press secretary I really hope she gets the position!” is pretty much how Trump and people like him elected in the first place.
I want people to take shit like this seriously but I guess that’s too much to ask
Happy Monday,
Last week of October and it seems this month just flew by. I hope everyone has a great day and a great week 🎃
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They’re all idiots too
Multiple celebrities are currently liking posts and videos of Nicki Minaj supporting President Donald Trump and the Republicans.
People are finally waking up. Nicki Minaj has broken the wheel and shown that cancellation can no longer be used as a weapon to silence celebrities for their political beliefs.
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I am 44 years old, I look 44 years old and i’m totally fine with that. kids wanna use “old” as an insult when it’s actually a fucking blessing.
Renting this today since I missed out on the theatrical release tv.apple.com/us/movie/if-i-g…
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“Don’t assault yourself with that cologne, brother. A quick one-two and that’s it”- Smooth Haynes
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My parents will be celebrating 52 years of marriage in December, and my mother goes on trips without my dad all the time. He’s very secure in his marriage and supports her being the adventurer he isn’t. (He’s traveled the world bc of her more than he would have ever imagined and thats been dope too) It’s a beautiful balance that has carried them through half a century. Y'all let this internet we gotta be “obsession” w/ each other bs warp reality and it’s really just co-decency.
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Replying to @UntoldbyTerry
Every year they look up “black guy & Asian girl in TV show”
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Replying to @parmererin
If you don’t have a pet , you won’t understand so why even bother tweeting about it just for clicks ?
My friend's dad accidentally became the most popular person in his apartment building because he didn't understand the group chat.
Someone posted, “Does anybody have a ladder?”
He replied, “Yes.”
Then nothing.
The person eventually knocked on his door, borrowed the ladder, and returned it.
A few days later, somebody asked if anyone could help carry a sofa upstairs.
He replied, “Yes.”
He helped.
Then someone needed a ride to the hardware store.
“Yes.”
For about two months, this retired man responded to nearly every request with the same single word.
His daughter finally explained that he wasn't obligated to help everybody.
He looked offended.
“I know that.”
“Then why do you keep saying yes?”
He shrugged.
“People keep needing things I can do.”
Last month, the building organized a little birthday party for him in the lobby.
He showed up carrying extra folding chairs because he thought somebody might need them.



























