Raven (furry edition)

A dude delivered champagne at work today and called me Miss Raven and complimented my sweater and said my signature was cute All evidence points towards him wanting this nunu

Yall get drunk at the club and go home and start getting freaky, when I get home from the club I make garlic and rosemary focaccia and wake up with a tummy ache

Yall ever afraid to hook up with a guy out of fear of making a loser think he is awesome? Like no man I am just here to have fun and you barely graduated high school

Absolutely banger product collaboration requests this week

why yes localized Twitter ad, I WILL be electing radicals

Starting the w*rkweek off strong

I get so annoyed texting people because why are you not in front of me and within my grasp, my touch even, perhaps touching your peanus

Sush, I am noticing a pattern among the overly online I should have recognized years ago

Can’t wait for someone to show up as Rastafarian Ninajirachi to gay halloween and get cancelled

If the data centers stay open where are the DLs supposed to find abandoned buildings to hook up in?!!!

I keep getting a fever every time it’s nearly my bed time the etsy witches are coming for me

Girls night proposal: we strip copper wire and pawn it

when t4t shawty talking bout some gock and princess wand but u lowk havent had skin contact since youtube rewind

How many times am I gonna have to reiterate that I’m aromantic before it actually gets through someone’s skull lmao Maybe I have to stop being friendly fr

how is this my canon timeline

I can tell Tiffany day just bought spark ads on tiktok because edits with her music that I have already liked and saved are showing up on repeat 💀