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Born in Glasgow,been in Newcastle upon Tyne for 39 years.I know a little about many things but not much about anything😀 Drunken tweets a distinct possibility🍾

Gateshead, England
Joined August 2010
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If I spend the rest of my life writing comedy I may never write something as funny as shouting “Get tae fuck, ya junkie” at an Orca:
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Retweet if you believe Tony Blair was the start of the demise of the UK. Drop a ❤️ and follow @benonwine
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Love the credits at the bottom 🤣Pure Genius. #LesbianNana
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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Retweet if you think Diane Abbott should be suspended or sacked from the Labour Party over her vile tweet?
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What a shame .@toryboypierce got caught in #ITVChase 😞 Ha ha who am I kidding,he is thick as 🐷💩😂😂 A so called journalist who can’t spell and has poor grammar,is there no end to his lack of talents?🤡😂😂
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Please RETWEET if you think that Kate Andrews SHOULD NEVER be a panellist on #bbcquestiontime 🤬 and that she is NOT representative of how Britain feels about the NHS!!! #BBCbias
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Too many woman on the panel just leads to the usual talking over each other and generally causing a noise 📢📣rather than debate.Need to even it up,poor Hugh can’t get a word in edge ways.😂😂 #bbcqt
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Jesus….Call the Police 👮‍♀️ @eltonofficial is murdering Daniel😳 My ears..my ears 👂 🩸🩸#EltonJohn #glastonbury2023
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Quite sad to see an old hasbeen like Elton not realising that his voice went years ago and he is a shadow of his former self.My cat could sing better 😂 Please God don’t let him think he is due for yet another farewell tour🙏 #EltonJohn #Glastonbury2023 #pastit
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Tory Bruce letting Johnson’s mate Guy Fawkes😗 witter on uninterrupted for ages but when the SNP make some fine points about liar Boris she jumps on him and tries to turn the conversation around to Nicola Sturgeon.She needs to go,replace her with Victoria Derbyshire #bbcqt
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Hilarious 😆
Amazing scenes here. A Ryanair plane got blown so far off course, it actually landed at the city it said it was flying to. #Not80MilesAway
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Another all woman panel,needs some men on the panel to add some gravitas.😗😉 #bbcqt
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Listening to an extinction rebellion idiot on @LBC on the Andrew Marr show talking about a massive civil disobedience event.These entitled assholes need to get a job and contribute to society rather than damaging it.🥊
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Just watched @toryboypierce on @ITVCHASE celebrity version.He only got 4 questions right in the cash builder and didn’t get through to the final😂 Just confirmation that he really is as thick as two short planks and a total 🤡 of a “journalist”…Ha ha ha what a muppet👎🏻
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Travesty to give Thom only a seven for his main when the other chefs gave him a ten👎🏻 Looks like the fix is in (as usual with BBC).Dissapointing☹️ #GreatBritishMenu #Thombateman
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So pleased that Ramona and her ambitious titties have left the building👍🏻 Awful excuse for a person. #riseandfall
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With Scott Mills and Zoe Ball slowly killing Radio 2, along with Ken Bruce leaving, as an over 50, I am now radio homeless. @BBCRadio2
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F**k me,1st question and Tory Bruce is steaming into Labour guest,questioning and challenging is the job of the invited panel and audience NOT the chairperson🤬 Oh,even though she is cynically wearing red in Wales her true Tory blue colour shines through.Tory to the core.🤡#bbcqt
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Actually enjoying watching @itvpeston without @Peston on it.No idea where he is but I hope he can’t find his way back😀 Female presenter is killing it #peston
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