Rollerskating

Shaving the mustache

Of course my photo isn't me, people wouldn't be able to stop staring. Burt is the only other mustache on legs worthy of adorning this page

Romantic meal for two. Just me and the mustache.

Doing mustache-push-ups

Brushing the mustache with a gold-plated comb (which was hand carved using an old mustache hair)

Taking the mustache for long walks on minefields. Have to keep things interesting for it.

Exercising the mustache