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tom theys

@tomtheys

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Joined January 2009
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I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
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Pros And Cons Of Banning TikTok theonion.com/pros-and-cons-o… via @theonion
How To Be Different, Not Better by @TripleJas link.medium.com/RL1AueQcmZ
How To Be Different, Not Better

How To Be Different, Not Better

‘Better’ will always be a losing game for your brand.

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Yay! Riding again! #eurostar
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Smart: we board the #eurostar rescue train through the broken one. Nobody needs to walk over tracks or cobblestones. #heatwave #powerfailure #almostonthemoveagain
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Boarding the #eurostar rescue train... through the broken one!
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700 people cooling down after #Eurostar #breakdown, waiting to be rescued. #coolinhere
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News from Eurostar: It is now cooler outside than inside. But we cannot get out
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Stuck in Eurostar somewhere close to Tubize. Train broke down. No elecricity, no airco anymore. Temperature rising. Conclusion: avoid Eurostar when its very hot. (Also when very cold). I should have known better.
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10 - @hazardeden10 completed all 10 of his dribbles against Brazil - the most dribbles attempted by a player with a 100% success rate in a World Cup match since 1966. Baller. #BRA #BEL #BRABEL #WorldCup
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“On daenen bollewinkel doen wijle ni mier mee zenne!” [Over vernieuwende dingen] #typischvlaamsezinnetjes
‘k mijn patatten ne keer afgieten zie! #typischvlaamsezinnetjes
Ge moogt gerust zijn! #typischvlaamsezinnetjes
According to Elon Musk, learning should be linked to a purpose @scott_mautz inc.com/scott-mautz/elon-mus… via @Inc
En als we elkaar wat tegemoet komen: we schuiven de luchthaven 800m naar links en Brussel 800m naar rechts? #compromis #zaventem #airport
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#JEP wil dat reclame netjes blijft. Fijn. Maar... Netjes?? Hebben we een suffer woord? De #PUSSY in dit verhaal is de JEP zelf lijkt me.
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I do. #fcbhackathon @ Twitter Commons instagram.com/p/BPv7hNqA_dw/
#CrookedDonald ⚡️ “Trump is still using an unsecured Android phone, report says” teapaw.org/i/moments/824370339429…
Thursday Twitterday. I wonder where that #realdonaldtrump bot stands... #fcbhackathon… instagram.com/p/BPvPHFoAVpk/
Ready to hack a ton of ideas. #FCBhackathon #twitterhq
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