Code | Product | Dough | https://xitter.cf/t.co/ISaaP9v14M Principal Engineer @ https://xitter.cf/t.co/897Nl3tB2M

Southampton, UK
Joined February 2007
Free as in speech, not as in beer.
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The noise the internet used to make connecting on a dialup would. Blow. Their. Minds.
Oh my god someone posted to Reddit they just bought a hard drive and it’s making grinding sounds. They posted a video. It’s the read head moving. They’ve never heard a hard drive before. 💀
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Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put Filey Bay Sherry Cask #4 from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/wh…
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ICYMI - The Cloudcast - DevOps Automated Governance bit.ly/cloudcast-759 Mike Long (@meekrosoft, CEO @_kosli) talks about the challenges of enabling Governance and Compliance into DevOps teams and processes.
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Is there value in a test that never fails?
Folks who have a LOT of automated tests for your app(s). Do you actively do anything to reduce the number of tests you have? Do you identify duplication / different tests that test the same functionality? If so, do you use this information to reactor/reduce your tests?
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I often think code-and-fix is like playing the lottery. Lots of little investments, over a long time, very occasionally you get a big win. TDD is like scratch cards. Lots of small investments over and over, but you get a small win pretty regularly.
True story 👇👩🏻‍💻☺️
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The best use of chat GPT I’ve seen so far: wtfdoesthiscompanydo.vercel.… Can’t understand a company website? This will figure it out for you. Exasperated by the website? It’ll also take the piss out of it.
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Kids wanted to watch some of the coronation. The fawning @BBC commentary makes it unwatchable. Imagine it’s the same on every channel.
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What #OpenSource projects are known for being 💖 to new contributors? Which would you recommend to someone who's new to open source and needs a supportive community to get started? (apart from @cucumberbdd of course 😀)
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One of my favourite conferences is back - @SoCraTes_UK - #openspace + residential makes for such a great experience. Hang out with other folks interested in the craft of software and testing, make the conference you want. Very recommended. socratesuk.org/
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Great case study of a team moving away from pull requests to using TDD and ensembling. I love to work like this, and you can mattwynne.net/hire-me if you'd like me to share that love with your team!
Excellent blog post on Trunk Based Development in preference to Feature Branching here: "When you have a team, or teams, however, working on a project together, feature branching creates problems" infobip.com/developers/blog/…
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This reminds me: If you have been to one of my or @tooky’s workshops before, we would love to have a short testimonial quote on our landing page. Please hit me up if you would like to do that for us!
Replying to @mattwynne @tooky
It's worth it for sure. I loved the workshop you gave once in a meetup.
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I know it's a cliche, but I'm genuinely excited to announce that @tooky and I opening up our first cohort for Slicing User Stories for Agile Teams. 💃 Places are limited on this first cohort, so grab yours now! maven.com/levain/slicing-use…
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I’m not following anyone in civil engineering, are they asking chatbots to design bridges yet?
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