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Fireworks
Joined January 2021
Me at home in my cami and shorts when a plumber comes over
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In heaven on earth. (Sat in the bed wrapped in a comforter, reading fiction on the background of a rose patchouli candle, with a heart & belly full of mama’s biryani, & a winter pitter patter on the window).
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As a child, I was so stressed about the ozone layer 😭😭
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Lmao if i were a mom i’d be cinderella and my kids would be the mice.
SOCORRO! Paris Hilton está sendo CANCELADA por se fantasiar da princesa Bela, de “A Bela e a Fera”, enquanto fantasiou sua filha de bule.
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Her mother must have made her with a vibrator because i refuse to believe a man was involved in THIS
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9 hours in operating theatre. 4 hours on a train. Teaching on a two-day course from tomorrow. I need this month to end STAT
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Parvaneh retweeted
Zainab, even if then were unmarried and they had sex in the middle of the road,it is not grounds enough to kill them.
I'm not a religious fanatic, but you have to be a fool to believe that because a couple kissed, they'll be beheaded. You guys keep flying the narrative that they were killed because of a forehead kiss. Does it make any sense
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Insane scenes in the online surgeons workshop where we are all sat in formal attire and this dude from romania is chilling in a vest in his bed
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As a person who has allowed myself to begin again many times (and I mean absolute do overs), BEGIN AGAIN. The shame is in your head.
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Erm. Its okay to not ‘bounce back’ within 6 weeks of giving birth ladies. Or to have the same pre-partum body again. xo.
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Ugh so effing tired of insta reels of Dar e Nijaat, & endless clips of durefishan crying over her ex. Girllll. Get a grip may be?! The second hand embarrassment is real
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You couldn’t have waterboarded that out of me
Hello @Deliveroo. Please stop encouraging your delivery partners to staple their bags for food. It is dangerous. I have just cut myself, and now I am in A and E as I am scared of sepsis.
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Parvaneh retweeted
Everything is performative to chronic underachievers.
People that read books on the train are lowkey kinda performative 😭
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Freddie outdid himself this month.
Out of a bajillion whimsical things i’ve done with my adult money, getting a bougie flower delivery subscription has been my favourite.
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unpopular opinion : car insurance needs to be paid back at the end of the year if you didn’t get into an accident
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Being a long distance daughter never gets easy.
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Replying to @gregparker2017
That’s why we got divorced, Greg
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Saw a tweet a few days ago about a chained tree in pakistan. A tree still chained to this day as a stark reminder of colonialism. And all the can think about is that I have to go & free it when i next fly back home.
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I truly believe that there are two versions of a person, the one before they discover tiramisu, and the one after. There is no going back. Not because you can’t, but because you don’t want to. Coffee, mascarpone, marsala wine..such an ELITE combination my god.
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Rocking my hijab inspired secular accessory 2 years ago in Switzerland. About time i recreate this bad boy - may be in Brussels this winter?
Turning 33 in the alps is the only right way to do it 🇨🇭🏔️
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Parvaneh retweeted
No puedo gastar mas plata en Octubre y todavía no es Octubre
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