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I genuinely have no idea, angikho eGoli
Where can I get iplate around Sandton, Rivonia or Sunninghill namhlanje? 🫠
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Mf got Ice Spice with the same shit he gotta be stopped 😭😭😭
Nooooo she fell for it 😭😭😭
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REF HASE PENELE DAEDENG😭
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Brian Brobbey o tlo re lematsa😖
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They sliding the panties off City
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yeah wena, employee🤟🏾
Replying to @greenortion
akere o unemployed she doesn’t understand that the rest of us are at work 🥹
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Five hung metros. One majority. Zero comfort. The IEC numbers tell you who can sit at the table. The politics tells you who gets to stay there. JOHANNESBURG - 270 seats. Majority: 136. DA 98. ANC 53. ActionSA 44. DA + ActionSA = 142. Four-seat cushion. That is not a coalition. That is a hostage situation with a whips' office. One floor-crossing, one resignation, one sick day - and the council flips. The ANC waits in the wings. Not because it has the numbers. Because instability is the only strategy left that still works. TSHWANE 214 seats. Majority: 108. DA 74. ActionSA 47. ANC 43. ActionSA is not kingmaker here. It is the only king. The ANC cannot govern without them. The DA cannot govern without them. Every portfolio, every deputy mayor, every committee chair goes through ActionSA's hands first. The question is not whether ActionSA gets leverage. It is whether it can spend the leverage without collapsing the thing it just won. EKURHULENI 224 seats. Majority: 113. DA 71. ANC 48. ActionSA 42. DA + ActionSA = 113. Exactly on the line. No cushion. No margin. No forgiveness. This is the most fragile coalition in the country. If it forms, it does so on borrowed time. If it fails, the ANC defaults through smaller parties not because the ANC has the votes, but because everyone else runs out of options first. ETHEKWINI 223 seats. Majority: 112. MK 90. DA 54. ANC 38. MK needs 22. The ANC has 38. The math is obvious. The politics is ugly. MK was born as a split from the ANC. Governing with the parent party in its own backyard is not alliance. It is surrender dressed as pragmatism. The alternative MK + DA at 144 is mathematically dominant and politically absurd. Unless the numbers force it. And the numbers always force things eventually. NELSON MANDELA BAY 120 seats. Majority: 61. DA 53. Eight seats. That is all that stands between majority rule and another round of scrambling. EFF. ACDP. Whoever has the seats. This one gets resolved first because it is the easiest math in the country. MANGAUNG 101 seats. Majority: 51. ANC 36. DA 33. Fifteen seats either way. Thirty-two seats floating in the hands of smaller parties. This is where the ANC's national dominance means nothing. The local machine either holds or it doesn't. And if it doesn't, Mangaung goes into administration. Not coalition. Not agreement. Provincial intervention. The quiet part. The ANC and DA have never formed a municipal coalition together. Not in 2024's 142 councils. Not in the 33 that followed. The GNU exists at national level. The municipal level stays silent. That silence is the whole story. Because the numbers tell you who can sit at the table. The politics tells you who gets to stay there. And if history is any guide, none of them do.
ActionSA says it is open to a coalition with any political party but has made it clear that such engagements will be guided by a set of conditions. Tune in to #eNCA on #DStv403.
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“My vote won’t make a difference” Just check how some of these parties lost or won a ward with small margins 🤯 electai.co.za/warroom
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‘That was a great audition, Robert Pattinson is up next’
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Maresca getting dunked on by Jackson and Delap in consecutive weeks #funny
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Luka 50-ball incoming😭
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OMG LUKA DONCIC WITH THE CRAZIEST FULL COURT SHOT
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JAY-Z BREAKS DOWN WHAT MADE BIGGIE A GREAT WRITER AND THE CHALLENGE OF WRITING FOR DR. DRE JAY-Z: “Biggie was one of those ones who didn't run from controversy, whether it made him look bad or not. Most people's egos wouldn't allow them to say that.” “He had such an endearing quality as a writer. ‘Black and ugly as ever’ — that one word was so powerful. Anything he said after that was going to be amazing.” JAY-Z also explained his approach to writing for Dr. Dre after he left Death Row: “I had to get into his psyche. What would he be thinking right there? I would be thinking, I have to remind people that I'm Dr. Dre.” “It's like a cooking show. These are the ingredients I have to work with, and I'm going to make them make sense. And it can't be corny.”
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The answer he gave about 28 was amazing
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I’ll start panicking when they have counted 60% of the voting districts in Tshwane. DA is in the lead because of PTA East. I have hope for the Black vote
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Dude explains what's currently going on very very well. Which is something we always said & saw. The black vote is too fractured while the white, coloured, & Indian vote swings between 2 to 3 parties.
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