Christopher Simmons is an award-winning author, journalist, web and print designer, musician, marketing guru. CEO Neotrope® and Send2Press®. Member PRSA, ASCAP.

Temecula, CA
Joined November 2009
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Just casually taking over the chair 😌
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vote blue to stop the poo poo
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i train my kids to not wander into a forest at night in their underwear
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Goodnight.. Sleep Peacefully... Have Sweet Dreams of #kittens #cats #Pumpkins #Caturday MeowOut...........
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so Smith and Wesson now advertising on Facebook... 💀
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One year later, the rebel alliance doing very well thwarting the ballroom blitz #trumpsballs #trumpsballroom
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Peacock with ads...183 seconds of ads before your movie starts. ugh.
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ベネチアングラスのネコちゃん🐈 お腹に金魚が泳いでる✨
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A NEVADA BOY WHO LOST HIS LEFT LEG CHOSE THE 3-LEGGED CAT NOBODY WANTED. HE SAID, 'WE BOTH HOP.'
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I love all lifeforms ... except ants, fleas, mosquitos and wasps. They can burn in the fire of my wrath. And actual fire.
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If nothing else, at least I don't have to set jumper pins on hard drives anymore.
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Day 4 of PHP server updates!
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Home Depot: we'll deliver your new workbench between 6am and 8pm. Me in shower at 5:45am on Saturday. Checking email at 6:30am.
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beni dövdü dövdü dinlenmeye gitti saka gibi biri
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