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Montréal, Québec
Joined August 2010
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this woman just farted so loud in the bathroom i could just feel she was embarrassed so i farted back just to make her not feel so alone
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if i was getting eaten by a bear i would get a pet in real quick
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kim kardashian better not think about this dress
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Thinking about microplastics in my body, imagining this
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My daughter got this bookmark today in her fourth grade class
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I ate so many Polly pocket shoes as a kid I’m not worried about microplastics
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if Nintendo ever needs a princess Zelda, she can do the job
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‘ Creep ‘ by Radio Head is a song i would listen to if i was a creep or a weirdo . unfortunatly im a beautiful , normal girl with big breasts & an IQ of 200
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Just heard a woman say, “I never give my dog medicine I haven’t tried first” and her friend responded, “oh, Janet, no.”
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BPD stands for beautiful princess disorder
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Coats, feathers, mammoths.
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My friends are coming over I’m so excited
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Yeah just put your keys on the Jable
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my 10 y/o cousin gave me this and said “i drew timothée chalamet for you because you’re in love with him” and i don’t even know what to say i have not words for this
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the mac ecosystem could never do something like this
but are you this old?
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