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this woman just farted so loud in the bathroom i could just feel she was embarrassed so i farted back just to make her not feel so alone
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‘ Creep ‘ by Radio Head is a song i would listen to if i was a creep or a weirdo . unfortunatly im a beautiful , normal girl with big breasts & an IQ of 200
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Just heard a woman say, “I never give my dog medicine I haven’t tried first” and her friend responded, “oh, Janet, no.”
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my 10 y/o cousin gave me this and said “i drew timothée chalamet for you because you’re in love with him” and i don’t even know what to say i have not words for this

































