Betch

Guess we should call it Microsoft 364 now.

is this a manic episode or am I just so back

All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have enough anxiety.

Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Drinking Game: take a sip every time someone says triggered

I’m aging like a fine avocado.

Is it still called trauma dumping if I like literally have nothing else to talk about 🙃

‘oh I know a spot’ *drops date off at therapy*

I used to think I was indecisive, now I’m not sure.

I just realized I more fully learned the Thriller dance via @JenniferGarnerr in 13 Going on 30 than from the actual music video 👯‍♀️ #30andflirtyandthriving

When I said I like it rough, I didn’t mean my entire life – at Manhattan, NY

2020: need a mask to go inside 2023: need a mask to go outside #nyc #smoke – at Central Park, Manhattan

Thinking of getting my Mom therapy for Mothers Day, a little passive aggressive but hey, like mother like daughter 💁🏼‍♀️ #MotherDay – at Manhattan, NY

My therapist calling their therapist the second I leave their office

Me: I really want to take a trip My Bank Account: I strongly recommend it be a trip to work – at Manhattan, NY

Apparently I’m just here for a long time, not a good time. – at Manhattan, NY

My favorite childhood memory is having energy. – at Manhattan, NY

Everyone under 40 watching the Chris Rock Special on Netflix right now #crickets #ChrisRock – at Manhattan, NY

Does anyone else have a video that they know would be their go-to if they were a big actor and had a crying scene to get the tears flowing? Mine is the @bastille music video with iCarley and the Golden Retriever @MirandaCosgrove #dogsarethebestpeople – at Manhattan, NY

Is there a word in any other language for ‘because you asked me, the answer left my head’? Like, someone asks you your favorite actor and the name Jason Momoa immediately leaves your brain.