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M. Simon

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Raised #E17, schooled #Glasgow, living #Nice06. Leaning left, loving liberté, égalité et fraternité. Vintage #neurodivergent. Pron: darling 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺

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Joined December 2006
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Goodbye to Dame Esther Rantzen. Thanks for this all time great TV moment…

1988: That's Life

"These children would have been killed by the Nazis."

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I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.
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Replying to @Number10cat
We appreciate the Prime Minister’s impeccable judgement. 😉
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Replying to @fakedansavage
DC rent boys in shambles
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@TheTweetOfGodJul 12
Spain, France, England, Argentina. Hard to choose who to root against most.
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@dieworkwearJul 12
Replying to @TheNotoriousMMA
your suits are too tight and likely cut off circulation to your brain
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Ahead of England v Norway in the World Cup, enjoy this classic from my old pal @patrick_kidd
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@NHSMillionJul 8
You have our vote, Count Binface
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On my way, Clacton.
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PERSONNEL@LoovenelleJul 6
Paris : les noms des stations de Métro pris au pied de la lettre. Une série de clichés signée Janol Apin.
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@JohnCleeseJul 6
Very funny
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@HaterReportJul 5
I’M CRYING 😂😂
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@SadiqKhanJul 4
This is London - a global beacon for equality, progressive values and diversity. Pride is one of the moments our city shines brightest - with millions coming together to celebrate our LGBTQIA+ communities and the values that define our city. Happy Pride! 💙💚💛🧡🩷❤️💜
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As America is marking independence with the patriotic front leading the march, it is rather a different vibe in London
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@alphafox2 Jul 2024
This is probably the best July 4th video ever recorded:
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Simply Classy ,Soooo Sexy and talented beyond!!!! Amazing,, Fabulous Sax player 💖🎵💯 💫Candy Dulfer & Dave Stewart - Lily Was Here
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This Win Is For Every Woman in the World!! Supreme Court Lets Sex Abuse Verdict STAND against President Trump
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Ukraine vs Ruzzia
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On March 26, 2026, during a debate on violence against women in Germany’s Bundestag, left-wing MP Kathrin Gebel was repeatedly interrupted by AfD MP Martin Reichardt. She responded: “Mr. Reichardt, the clitoris has 3,000 nerve endings, and you’re still more sensitive. That’s quite an achievement.”
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@NormsmusicJun 24
James Robison What Joyce Carol Oates wrote to Elon Musk on Twitter. I am told it rattled him. I love it. “So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates – scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend’s or relative’s accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the ‘most wealthy person in the world.’”
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