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Alissa Johns

@totalmindblow
 Chicago, IL
Joined April 2009
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@PFTompkins9 Aug 2016
Dolphins: the Patti Lupones of the sea teapaw.org/pourmecoffee/status/76…
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@katieyoungXO We get it Gwyneth, you're friends with a lot of famous people.
Praying that @ComedyCentral is able to find another straight white man to host that show
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When u realize that you too are also four, five seconds away from wildin as well
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matt@dogfather8 Feb 2015
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Elastica SuperBowl halftime show 2K16.
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I appreciate that this is the first result when googling Mr. Roper.
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If Adnan Syed is innocent, his life sentence is troubling. If he is guilty, it is also troubling. nyti.ms/1CMs7nU via @nytopinion

Opinion | Why Adnan Syed of ‘Serial’ Should Have Pleaded Guilty (Published 2015)

In his case, the injustice may lie not in the conviction, but in the failure to negotiate the charges.

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When I start ranting about normcore and health goth I know it's time for me to leave the work party.
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It's me and @bg5000 "@fabulousanimals This is a Real Bird, and it's called a Blue-Footed Booby teapaw.org/fabulousanimals/status…”
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Some serious vampire education happening on the train between a mom and her 4 year old daughter. A beautiful moment.
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@TheOnion19 Jan 2015
[American Voices] "I’ll die before I admit the standing-desk guy at work is right." onion.com/1BV1y1S
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Now that Zooey Deschanel is pregnant she's probably going to be ordering in a lot more tomato soup.
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If your banner ad contains the phrase 'chunky cowl neck' I'm probably going to click on that banner ad.
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Zooey Deschanel is pregnant with a beautiful ukulele
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Allison Janney losing her shit over Prince.
WATCH: Special mittens for these koalas affected by South Australia bushfires bbc.in/1w6zEZM
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what?@slapclap5 Jan 2015
Roger Ebert was on point about so much.
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Jon Wurster@jonwurster9 Jan 2015
Still the greatest thing in the history of filmed entertainment. youtube.com/watch?v=S5nnNcP_… – at Manhattan, NY
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