paying my respects

if you’re at a party and the pizza rolls aren’t finished at the end of the game you CAN take them home LEGALLY

you forgot the body bag

rest in pizza rolls

now officially doubtful to return

usually i microwave my pizza rolls during the commercials but now I am the commercial

how long till this is about me

go grab the MUUUUSSSTTAAAAAARRRRDDDD

omg they brought out my fav dipping sauce

it is half time so you should be finished with half of your pizza rolls. heat up the second half now.

national hungry guys day

birds love pizza rolls

I just got the ick thinking about if pizza rolls were made of football leather

on a pizza roll which side is heads and which side is tails?

me

bribing my little brother to do a trick

a plate of Totino’s pizza rolls hates to see these guys coming

RIP Chazmo, he died in our #SBLIX commercial calling Totino’s pizza rolls the most snackable pizza in the universe

pete is going to get eaten i fear

if you don't have a bestie like Chazmo i feel bad for you