Editor for @jacksepticeye • President of the Fun Committee (he/him).

You just lost the game!!!
Joined November 2008
Trying to convince my very intelligent vegan Tumblr friend in our pet group chat that my cat is the devil and vomits when he wants revenge. "Cats don't have the ability to be vengeful" okay you just don't get that in his next life he will be reborn as The New Mitch McConnell
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"Xwitter has never been better than it is now" I have to click 10 different pages to get notifications to go away
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Sandwich Artist
NAME ONE CAREER that AI genuinely cannot touch. I struggle to find one.
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Well this just punched me in the gut. This guy voiced like 90% of all Looney Tunes characters with ease and when I listen to his work I’m always blown away. Absolutely devastating.
Eric Bauza has sadly passed away at the age of 46, his family confirms in new Instagram post.
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I vant to hyuck your blood
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This will start the domino effect that causes Jerry Jones to finally die
The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders have unionized.
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I, a 35 year old man, just walked into a candy store and asked if they sold any comically large lollipops
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There was a GIANT one for fifty dollars but I was not committing to the bit that much
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Literally can’t stop thinking about You Can See Everything, specifically I can’t stop thinking about how punchable Billy Evans and his stupid haircut is
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when will this be back in stock @teddyfresh?
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Watched You Can See Everything. Absolutely bonkers and I don’t know who or what to believe, and honestly why we even choose to believe. Fuck Billy all my homies hate Billy
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Ain’t nothing uglier than the Street Fighter-esque AI default font. Like legitimately if I see it on a menu it makes the food look less appetizing (the AI images of the food are already that bad, too)
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I love when I get into the first battle of the day and you get the extended communication moment that tells you they def unplugged their ethernet. Sun-boosted helping hand-boosted sheer force heat wave deleted their base Golisopod from existence, sorry dude add Protect to it idk
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sunny day farigiraf I love you so much don't let the Indeedee propagandists ever play you down
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Is that good
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I can’t fucking do this anymore man
Currently gleeking out!
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Yeah, uh, fuck Jared Kushner.
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While Champions is down and all your data is getting leaked or whatever I recommend everyone watch @BattleRoom on your day off. Collin and @ragimali are so entertaining and knowledgeable that you’ll forget a foreign agent is about to dox you on 4chan
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The spectrum of comedy is so beautiful. On one hand you have jokes that require meticulous setup and attention to detail while holding the audience’s attention. On the other end you have “who can say the name of the restaurant “Chili’s” the fastest”
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