Doc Barnhardt

Can someone photograph Taylor drinking a glass of milk and eating a juicy cheeseburger?

It’s pretty well understood that the pH of the water you drink doesn’t affect your overall blood pH. Right? Thankfully you have lungs and kidneys.

Got carded at a restaurant last night. Feeling good until she looked and said, oh anyone born in the 19 hundreds is definitely old enough!

If I had a dollar for every time I had to explain to my family: you don’t have to yell at Alexa. She can hear you regardless of the volume level in the room. Because she’s a machine.

Still waiting on my big payoff from pharma or the govment since I spoke out on the heat stress event in SWKS and it was clearly a conspiracy we were all covering up. Nobody paid up.

Quite literally a 70* swing in temps in the Midwest from last week to today. And all those folks that thought they knew something about feedlot cattle this summer…crickets.

Trying to teach my kids work ethic, so I hired them to help me w/ some organization. They asked for $15 each which was fair wages. Worked a bit, started complaining about the $15. Girl got a paper cut. Boy dropped & broke a bottle. Mom remembered why being an employer sucks.

During pandemic: Masks and social distancing won’t work with kids because they spread germs regardless. Post pandemic flu season: The reason it’s bad this year is because of masks and social distancing.

Call me when #elfontheshelf has an app that allows you to move it remotely because it’s hooked up to Bluetooth. Otherwise, I’m not allowing that sorcery in my home!

You know what will make you rethink ever sitting in a public hot tub? Cleaning your spa tub.

Tried to threaten my kids that if we didn’t get going we couldn’t get donuts because we are late. The oldest said, “So, we are late anyways we should be late with donuts.”

As a vet, I gotta know… is @JuiceKiffin neutered?

Every time a website asks me my cookie preference. The answer is Chocolate Chip, in my head.

I feel like recalled dry shampoo is just going to have to be the place I roll the dice in my life right now.

Camp Lejeune must have been huge.