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In my thoughts
Joined August 2019
what is this cooking? 😭😭
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imagine falling in love with someone and getting to love them for the rest of your life without ever having to start over with someone new
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her family problems 💔. i had to distance myself from her after this.
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God who i offend 💔?
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November 31st, 2021, I no go forget!!! Me and my guy go collect two rooms for lodge. Normally e get one Shima wey dey lap me that time anytime I dey go lodge but she no been dey available that day. We dey lodge until e knack 10pm, and rain begin fall. My guy say make we commot go Ogege junction for Sapele road where dem shimas dey stand because konji been don dey enter. I carry one fine light skin looking damsel, my guy carry one ebony damsel, we ball go back the hotel with the shimas. As we reach na, my Shima ask me if make we begin things now and me wey cold don dey catch since, I tell her asap asap oo. She enter go shower, come back inside room bare body, climb bed, lay on her back, say make I come begin with mama and papa style. I tell her say no oo, me wey carry you because you get ikebe 3000? I tell her make she position Ekuke style give me. As this babe just turn, position Ekuke style bro, my whole room cast!😭😭 Like, I no even penetrate oo, just as she position Ekuke style, bro my room begin smell, my Ekpon fall down flat asap. Na once I tell her say omo me no wan do again, I tell her say I get one urgent work wey I wan handle like this, make she no worry, make she sleep, I go wake her when I ready. Na so she take sleep till morning, early morning, she wake up dey ask me if i go do this morning, omo na once I pursue am commot from my room, I sha give her half of her money. I later go lap that my guy Shima that morning after him don finish with her. Omo some "Down there" fit traumatize you for life😭
people that have has sxx with women that smell down there, before you started did you not already smell it? cause wth are these stories 😭
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530k loan to pay back and you still have the effrontery to tweet such rubbish for us? How has Tinubu government even helped you? Maybe there is something he is not telling us.
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seeing this still makes me sad and infuriated, you hurt me Salma💔
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God in my next world just make me a woman. 🥹🥹
The way boys dey spray money on Tiktok cos of nyansh is crazy 😭
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I don’t know if I’m supposed to say this oh😭 Deep down every uni student wants to actually vote for TINUBU in 2027 I’m a beneficiary of Nelfund Student Loan & I must say, he actually cooked with that initiative
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I saw Pepsi at #70 I saw egg roll at #50 I saw bag of rice at #10,000 I saw Titus at #250
I saw Pepsi at #200 I saw Egg roll at #100 I saw Bag of rice at #20,000 I saw Titus at #300 I saw Indomie at #30 I saw Caprisun at #50 I saw Pure water at #10 What did you see?
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I don’t know if I’m supposed to say this oh😭 Deep down every uni student wants to actually vote for TINUBU in 2027 I’m a beneficiary of Nelfund Student Loan & I must say, he actually cooked with that initiative
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benefiting from a student loan doesn’t mean we should ignore the fact that it’s repayable. access to a loan is not a favour that should determine our votes. we should vote based on accountability, competence, and policies that genuinely improve our lives. Stop collecting cheap PR bro!!😡😡😡
I don’t know if I’m supposed to say this oh😭 Deep down every uni student wants to actually vote for TINUBU in 2027 I’m a beneficiary of Nelfund Student Loan & I must say, he actually cooked with that initiative
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before colos after colos
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e get one of my guy na “Scope” we dey call am, he get scope to every billing wey you wan throw for am 😭😂
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Things I can never do under peer pressure: •Join a cult •Join bandit groups •Sell drugs to survive •Do Yahoo Yahoo to survive •Sleep with my guy’s babe or his ex •Do porn for a living •Fake speaking in tongues •Pay for Snapchat streaks •Let anyone else drive my Rolls-Royce •Hire a cook or take my clothes to the laundry 😂
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they called me a mad man.😂
there's no greater delusion than a man thinking he can make it out through gambling.
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Wizkid this, wizkid that Abeg make we hear word jhor
I don’t think WIZKID can do what DONJAZZY is currently doing now.
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Davita: “honey, i 1-2 get a diamond(e) necklace for our thanksgiving on sunday” Zlatan:
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what is this cooking? 😭😭
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tinubu is scared like mad but he must go !
CIVILITY IS NOT WEAKNESS. ENOUGH OF THE HARASSMENT OF MY SUPPORTERS. RELEASE RILWAN OLAWALE NOW. The continued intimidation and harassment of my supporters across the country, the latest being the case of Rilwan Olawale, is disturbing and unacceptable. President Bola Tinubu has remained a huge beneficiary of our democracy and should not brazenly be destroying it by encouraging and facilitating violence. Our campaign is peaceful and issue-driven, focused on offering Nigerians a credible alternative built on competence, accountability, justice, and compassion. We have chosen the path of peace, not violence; persuasion, not intimidation. However, nobody should mistake our civility for weakness, our restraint for fear, or our commitment to peace for an absence of resolve. We will not be intimidated into silence, nor will we abandon Nigerians who believe in a New Nigeria that is possible and will be OK. I therefore demand transparency regarding Rilwan Olawale’s arrest, his release, respect for his rights, and an end to politically motivated harassment. No government or political party has the right to deny Nigerians the freedom to support a candidate of their choice. We will remain peaceful but resolute. We will not resort to violence, but we will stand firmly and lawfully against every attempt to undermine our democratic rights. A New Nigeria is POssible and will be OK. -PO
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He couldn't handle the Madridista, so he resorted to pulling his shirt. When you can't stop the player, you grab the jersey. When you can't beat the kings, you become their victim.
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