here's the yearly lyric tweet!!! Paladin Strait by Twenty One Pilots
On the ground are banditos
Fighting while I find Nico
Even though I'm past the point of no return
Climb the top of the tower
"Show yourself," I yell louder
Even though I'm past the point of no ret—
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"oh hey [thing] is trending on twitter right now, i wonder why"
and then you click on it and it's just all people saying "why is [thing] trending?" on the trending page.
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prediction: something CRAZY is gonna happen this year. like absolutely news breaking. i bet. when it happens people can take a screenshot of this tweet and say "how did they know????"
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Do you think Joe Biden knows about the whole AI of his voice thing?
I wonder if he would find it funny or not. to be fair if i was an old man who also happened to be president i would be pretty shocked and somewhat alarmed to learn about that lol
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Thinking about how in non-american countries they didn't have to wake up at 6 AM everyday to get to middle/high school and I feel pretty robbed
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My Twitter process is literally
click on website
see the X logo
realize i have no reason to be here
leave
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It's lyric time again!!!
Ten thousand people stand alone now
And in the evening, the sun sank
Tomorrow it will rise
Time flies by
They all sang along
Time flies by
They all sang along
Time flies by
They all sang along
Time flies by, by
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This one is Come a Little Closer by Cage the Elephant. A very good song. Thanks @CalendarCursed for reminding me (again)!
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It's not like this is the first time a switching of owners has fucked up something, but I gotta give it up to Elon Musk for somehow messing it up this fast. Other rich people would at least have waited a few months. He jumped straight in to making stupid choices
Everybody hates on crocodiles and alligators but come on... they are so cute! They walk funny and just spend all day vibing in the sun. I know they eat people but if your cat were big enough it'd probably try
would a "Hurricane Jerma" be the most destructive hurricane in history, or would it rapidly be approaching a major city and then turn around last second?
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ok so windows 10 told me there was "breaking news" and i clicked on it and I definitely thought it was gonna say "Queen's Returned From the Dead"
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i love the fact that a joke from a movie can just be dismantled by the death of someone 12 years after said movie released. its like yeah there is no queen of england you're totally right Hal
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im a fucking giant megamind fan by the way. like im not joking. i have seen this movie at a minimum 50-60 times. it is my favorite of all time
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