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Joined November 2016
A few of you have asked, so here's thread of all my appearances, interviews, and places I've been quoted (that I know of) for Killers of the Flower Moon! Will update as more come out :)
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You know Saleh is a good hire when these guys are the only ones hating on it
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So amped about the Saleh news that I might crack open the Quran I got for free
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THANK YOU @BrettKollmann
BREAKING: The #Titans are hiring #49ers DC Robert Saleh as their new HC, per @AdamSchefter.
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He knows that the United States exists because a boat landed here, right? ...right?
NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials: Dear Ambassador:   President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state] “Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”
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Do you think that Riley Gaines had visions of drinking whole milk on Twitter when she tied for fifth place in that race?
Nutrition shouldn’t be controversial. It’s common sense. #DrinkWholeMilk
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In what universe did that call decide the game?
#Bills HC Sean McDermott called reporter @JaySkurski from the team plane on the way back from Denver: “That play is not even close. That’s a catch all the way. I sat in my locker and I looked at it probably 20 times, and nobody can convince me that that ball is not caught and in possession of Buffalo.” His full back-and-forth comments here:
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Mike McCarthy should just so obviously be the hire for the Titans. While I would personally prefer McDaniel, McCarthy has everything. Connections in the building. Winning resume. Experience with young QBs. It’s so simple, but nothing is easy with this team
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Marvin Mims got pegged by the camera 💀
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I think he has a real shot someday, but I feel like he makes the most sense as the running mate for a nominee like AOC right now
ANDY BESHEAR to Politico “Democratic primary voters are going to be, number one, focused on electability. Who do we believe has the best chance of beating J.D. Vance?” Beshear said that’s him. “I’m a guy who has won three straight statewide elections in a Trump plus-30 state.
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When Karoline Leavitt gets what she deserves, I hope it’s televised
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I will never understand the post-show humiliation ritual that awards show hosts put themselves through
Nikki Glaser reveals a joke about Brad Pitt didn’t make it into her #GoldenGlobes monologue: “Brad Pitt is nominated for his role in ‘F1’ tonight. See, that’s what I love about Hollywood. When a man turns 60, he gets to play a racecar driver. Meanwhile, after 35, every role for a woman is a tired mom who hates her life. And Brad, you were so good I was almost convinced that you’ve driven yourself somewhere in the last 30 years. But Brad did a lot of his own driving in the movie. And Brad, I don’t want to embarrass you, but your blinker was on the whole time there.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/nik…
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Does Shakira Austin know she's on live television? 😭
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#Bears HC Ben Johnson when he was hired: “To be quite frank with you, I kinda enjoyed beating Matt LaFleur twice a year.” The Bears beat Green Bay twice this season.
The Comeback Kings: The #Bears have comeback from down 18 points and have defeated the #Packers to advance to the Divisional Round. Caleb Williams now has 7 comeback wins this season.
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I'm gonna be honest: I don't really get the Harbaugh hype. He's neither an offensive nor defensive coach and he's faced multiple mutinies from players. It's a big name, but what has he done in recent memory without elite coordinators that makes him THE guy?
Titans head coach power rankings based on reported interviews/interest: ALL IN John Harbaugh Mike McDaniel Mike McCarthy AS ALL IN AS I CAN BE FOR A FIRST TIMER Chris Shula Jeff Halfley I’M INTRIGUED! Kevin Stefanski Kliff Kingsbury Robert Saleh Vance Joseph I’M LESS INTRIGUED… Matt Nagy Arthur Smith Raheem Morris Jesse Minter NOT ACTUALLY A SERIOUS CANDIDATE Jason Garrett Steve Spagnuolo Lou Anarumo Mike McCoy
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Joel retweeted
The MAGA accounts defending this body cam footage reveal them to be either bloodthirsty monsters who love to murder lib women or the biggest pussies in history who are deathly afraid of a Honda Pilot going 3 miles an hour. Do not see an in between
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This is preposterous. First of all, she's not waving the officers through and has no right to do so even if she were. She is waving another car through, before the officers approach her car. Second, the officers are not randomly searching her, they are approaching her vehicle because she is violating the law: namely, she is obstructing a lawful enforcement operation. You're not allowed to walk up to or drive up to people who are enforcing the law to make it harder for them to do their jobs. Third, this defense attorney is drawing a meaningless distinction between an ICE officer and a "real police officer." Again, you're not allowed to interrupt a lawful enforcement operation, which is exactly what this woman was doing. Fourth, the officer didn't discharge his weapon to prevent her from fleeing. When he discharged his weapon, she had pointed the vehicle at him and pressed the gas. He discharged his weapon in self defense, and other angles of the video show the woman *clearly* hit the officer with her car while accelerating. The gaslighting is off the charts and I'm having none of it. This guy was doing his job. She tried to stop him from doing his job. When he approached her car, she tried to hit him. A tragedy? Absolutely. But a tragedy that falls on this woman and all of the radicals who teach people that immigration is the one type of law that rioters are allowed to interfere with.
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What the fuck is wrong with you? You have no idea who this woman was. You have no idea what she believed. You have no idea what an actual investigation might show. A 37-year-old American citizen was killed. Her 6-year-old son has been orphaned. Her family and friends are going through the worst moment of their lives. And all you can do is call her a "deranged leftist"? Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you?
Every congressional democrat and every democrat who's running for president should be asked a simple question: Do you think this officer was wrong in defending his life against a deranged leftist who tried to run him over? These people are going to try to arrest our law enforcement for doing their jobs. The least the media could do is ask them about it. xitter.cf/i/status/2008975472391…
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ICE: *shoots random mom in the face* MAGA: 👇
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The government smearing an American as a “domestic terrorist” after agents of the state murdered her, is stomach churning in a way I can’t really describe.
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ICE thugs need to be abolished and tried in every city they destroy. Executing innocent people and deporting them to countries which we then bomb. Disgusting
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