Reliability is the thing you only clock when it's gone. This customer noticed ours by it never going anywhere. #WordPress #WebHosting

'Flawless under fire' reads better in a customer's voice than ours. Here's one. #WordPress #WebHosting

Boring confession: the best thing a host can do is nothing dramatic at all. Stay up, stay quick, don't make the news. We managed 100% uptime on all three plans this year. #WordPress #WebHosting

From someone whose site simply isn't allowed to go down. No pressure on us, then. #WordPress #WebHosting

'Stable when it's slammed' isn't a phrase we made up. Here's a customer who's been through a proper rush on it. #WordPress #WebHosting

Plenty of hosts are quick on a good day. Fewer keep their nerve when two million visitors turn up at once. We took Top Tier on all three plans for doing both. #WordPress #WebHosting

The best host is the one you forget you're paying, because it never gives you a reason to remember. A customer on exactly that. #WordPress #WebHosting

We sweat the load tests so you can forget hosting exists. Here's a customer happily forgetting. #WordPress #WebHosting

"Response times stayed flat for the duration of the run." Not our line. The independent test's, watching two million requests pour in. To an engineer, that flat line is a thing of beauty. #WordPress #WebHosting

Uptime you can bank on, in the words of someone who literally banks on it. #WordPress #WebHosting