told tom i’m starting glp 1’s bc im literally morbidly obese and he said “no youre not. you’re morbidly a BEAST” like literally it’s too early for this go back to bed 😭

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Flyover Fest · Jun 30, 2026 · 2:22 PM UTC

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Flyover Fest@Flyover_FestJun 30

November 7/8 in Oklahoma City. Tickets on sale tomorrow.

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ska girl fall 🍁 · Jun 25, 2026 · 3:43 AM UTC

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ska girl fall 🍁@skagirlsummerJun 25

tom just asked me who jojo siwa is. alright that’s enough screen time for him

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tom · May 30, 2026 · 3:31 AM UTC

tom@tshmkeMay 30

straight up can’t believe division of mind

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trixie fink · May 29, 2026 · 2:15 PM UTC

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trixie fink@BAD_BRATgrl3000May 29

hey look at these nice calenders i put together so everyone in milwaukee knows what shows to go to (:

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tom · May 18, 2026 · 2:01 AM UTC

tom@tshmkeMay 18

new found glory is still the best band ever

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ska girl fall 🍁 · Apr 18, 2026 · 5:19 PM UTC

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ska girl fall 🍁@skagirlsummerApr 18

tell mary lou she looks stunning or else

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ska girl fall 🍁 · Mar 29, 2026 · 1:44 AM UTC

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ska girl fall 🍁@skagirlsummerMar 29

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ska girl fall 🍁 · Mar 29, 2026 · 2:40 AM UTC

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ska girl fall 🍁@skagirlsummerMar 29

best night with my favorite person ❣️ @tshmke ❣️

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tom · Mar 20, 2026 · 3:57 AM UTC

tom@tshmkeMar 20

just saw project hail mary and WOW i will be seeing that again

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tom · Mar 17, 2026 · 6:17 PM UTC

tom@tshmkeMar 17

this website has devolved into a hellscape but i am here to tell you that i am proud to announce the world i hate LP “total nuclear annihilation” on cassette tape by me. thank you @ConvulseRecs for being cool with me doing these. pick one up below passingtimerecords.bigcartel…

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tom · Mar 14, 2026 · 5:36 PM UTC

tom@tshmkeMar 14

this is tonight. there’s a million things i could say but i’ll keep it brief. i’m very proud of my band and very proud of world i hate. it would mean the word to me to see all of my friends tonight. doors are at 5:30, show up with $10 and you’ll get in.

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