@tslaster

it do be what it do be

Joined May 2011
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The drums
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pov i just found you throwing up on yourself in my bathroom
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Taco Bell $0 Delivery Fee on Sundays is the pinnacle of knowing your brand
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Swim up pool bar would change my life right now
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W.E.B. DaBoi
@Tyre_946 Jul 2024
Hey I know we just met and this is your house but ima need the aux
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carz@Carzonfye5 Jul 2024
[seeing someone who acts exactly like me] tf is wrong with you
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Chris@ChristophersZen26 Jun 2024
poppy 🦋
@notpopbase24 Jun 2024
Name a more iconic trio than Kim, Kourtney and Khloe.
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Shazam but instead it tells me the name of this person I’ve already met half a dozen times
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Taco Tuesday is Christmas for yappers but they get it every week
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eveo
@eveoart23 Jun 2024
silly 🪿
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Let’s Run It Back Ladies & Gentlemen, The Weekend
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Thats so sick
buck tooth cunt@Royal_McPoyle13 Jun 2024
i bought a new car battery and it was like $220 and the girl at auto zone said “wanna see how much it would cost if you needed 99 of them?” and i said “okay” so she typed 99 in the quantity and the price went to $23000 and she said “thats how much it would cost” and i said “okay”
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Making sure to spread banger tweets so they still get the visibility they deserve
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Asking randoms to hold your baby is insane
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This, some horseradish, sunshine & a martini is the peak human experience
Chet
@NoCapCapitalLLC26 May 2024
If anyone is feeling sad, lonely, or depressed, I just want you to know I am feeling none of those things right now
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John Hyslop
@sloprules24 May 2024
You really don't need brakes if your horn works. You're good.
JODY STEAMROLLAHHH@JODYSTOPPAGE24 May 2024
Replying to @sloprules
Damn man I gotta stop putting $250 a day on these dinger parlays. My car doesn’t even have brakes. BUT WE GO AGAIN TODAY!
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This is the type of content twitter is for
Stephen A Smith
@stephenasmith20 May 2024
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Solo forearm tattoo is easily on par with a face tat
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Marketing curator for Celsius is consistently popping off
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