Tucker Slosburg (@tuckslos) profile picture

I opine. Expect dry sarcasm. Also, I really like the Talking Heads.

Seattle
Joined April 2010
@Gogo Phew! Also, what's up with @DeltaAssist? Why didn't they want to get on this? It's their flight, plane, etc...
@Gogo What, no laugh for those timely political jokes?! I worked moderately hard on them and I don't have any other form of entertainment!
@Gogo Thanks for all your help, but I'll just read all the amusements coming out of Iowa tonight. #onwaytoafuneral!
@Gogo Thanks for your speedy response. It seems @DeltaAssist is more sleepy than Martin O'Malley's campaign! Zing!
@Gogo so the flight has wi-fi, but no video? You've illuminated both myself and the flight attendant!
@Gogo I'm on Surface pro 4 (windows 10)
@Gogo cc @DeltaAssist Thanks. I'm DL4675. I can access Gogo, but no entertainment options are available. Thanks
@DeltaAssist I'm on a flight right now and there are no movies through gogoinflight. Any suggestions to access your entertainment?
Just think about it, the last time the Fed hiked rates, we couldn't make snarky comments about it on Twitter!
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When does Trump get up to a podium and say "Alright America, you've been Punk'd"? That's really the only explanation at this point
We should set up a kindergarten inside the stadium for the children born earlier in the game.
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Glad I'm not in New York this week...#TakeTheCrown
Uh oh, it looks like @Jamespmadsen is trying to tempt me to tweet more...!
Just saw @KITHOnline in Seattle and they were even better than my 1991 1st grader self remembers. They are great.
Does @svaneksmith's piece @AInsights vs @HorsleyScott mean we we're at Roald Dahl's Great Automatic Grammatizator bit.ly/1K1j9XE?
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Baseball is a little bit sports but mostly voyeurism.
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@BjornTheStud weird because, who wears a watch?
@BjornTheStud but were you even wearing a watch?