
Neurodiverse and then some Sceptic, Geek, Photographer, Printer, Standup Comedian Apprentice Brummie @tug@mastodon.me.uk
Birmingham, UK
Joined March 2007
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- i was thinking charles, we should try something new like-
- strapping a dildo to your head and doing me like a dirty unicorn?
- like yoga or pilates…
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Jurassic Park with Wine - The Hub at St Mary’s in Lichfield was a roaring success .. check out the blog thewineeventscompany.com/blo…
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well tony, this has been a massive night for the braithwaites. all 3 holes in one session…
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Neither Cartier-Bresson, Banksy nor Cold War Steve could have come up with such an image. Absolutely perfect composition and lighting (even the road signs are perfect)! 😍
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Louis Theroux is the absolute master of making someone look like a complete cunt by just looking at them and being silent. Should be good viewing this
John Wilson (@tug.ook.org on BlueSky) retweeted
The Station Nightclub fire happened in 2003. No smartphones. No Instagram.
100 people still died because they stood watching the flames, thinking it was part of the show.
I've retrofitted fire safety for some of the largest property portfolios in the UK post-grenfell.
You are confusing stupidity with biology, physics, and catastrophic design failures.
Here is the actual science of what you are watching:
1. When the music keeps playing and staff don't panic, the human brain overrides flight instincts to fit the threat into a normal context. This is called normalcy bias. These kids froze to process conflicting social cues, not to post for likes. They were likely already filming. They were also likely drunk.
2. We explicitly design buildings to account for this hesitation (pre-movement time). Fire safety codes assume people will wait before running. In a compliant building, you can assume up to a minute or two before egress commences. Sprinklers and detection systems are designed specifically to buy that time.
3. The reason the time buffer didn't exist here is the material. That ceiling is polyurethane foam. It doesn't burn linearly; it hits flashover (1,100°F) in under 90 seconds. It's essentially solid gasoline. The room would have exploded for all intents and purposes. Way before anyone could reasonably evacuate.
4. We calculate exit widths based on how many people can physically pass through a door per minute (flow rate) versus how fast a fire spreads. With foam fires, the available safe egress time drops to almost zero. Even if they had reacted instantly, the crowd density would have choked the exits before the room cleared.
5. In any normal building fire, especially one that starts off small, you expect a responsible adult to put it out, or sprinklers to do the same. When there's a pan fire in a restaurant, you don't run out in case the entire building suddenly explodes. No reasonable person should have expected this unless they were the owner and knew how the building was designed.
Those poor teenagers likely passed out from smoke inhalation soon after this video. If they didn't, they would have been caught in a catastrophic explosion as they crammed into the single tiny exit.
They didn't die because of Instagram.
They died because the physics of the fire moved faster than human bodies can physically squeeze through a door, and a catastrophic disregard of safe design principles meant they never stood a chance.
This clip truly epitomizes the age of Instagram stupidity, where the urge to record stuff is now powerful enough to override instincts programmed into humans since the dawn of time.
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Goodnight from cunning Davey Ash, readying himself to year walk the lanes in search of the new year’s secret name. Goodnight from revellers at The Bell, waiting for the deer-skulled Lord of the Forest to bring in his blessings at the stroke of midnight. Goodnight from Hookland.
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A wonderful evening of food at its finest at the Wilderness’ 10th anniversary dinner yesterday. The meal brought us the highlights of the restaurant’s first 10 years and brought back fond memories. Congratulations Chef & all who work there!
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Goodnight from the Gelgrove Stitching Society, its members steadily embroidering new Woodwose legends into the village’s banner. Goodnight from Paul Watson’s darkroom, where things not seen in his viewfinder are manifesting in the developing bath. Goodnight from Hookland.
John Wilson (@tug.ook.org on BlueSky) retweeted
How many RTs can 1 nude get? 😜
#rt
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Goodnight from Rob Bale, regretting taking a dose of water lily soaked in wine now he’s having Blakean visions of giants and wandering hill figures. Goodnight from Jill Burr, knitting a doll in the image of her nemesis in Barwell’s Rural Women’s Guild. Goodnight from Hookland.
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Goodnight from Elsie Rain, spraying sigils at Falstone’s abandoned caravan park to slow the evil seeping from it. Goodnight from Violet Carr, reflecting that listening to the BBC Shipping Forecast is one time she doesn’t feel her synesthesia as curse. Goodnight from Hookland.
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Good-bye Tom Lehrer. Still some of the best satiric lyrics ever written. He left the business and never looked back saying “Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace prize.”
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Goodnight from Jagdeep Kalsi, reciting the name of God as a shield against the black magic he feels emanating from Orry Wharf. Goodnight from Robert Antsey, already having misgivings about searching out the legendary white spiders of Whiston Woods. Goodnight from Hookland.
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Confused why all my students' final papers keep veering into discussions of white genocide in South Africa.
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Goodnight from the Fairview B&B in Maryworth, where Jennet Draycott is desperately hoping bookings will improve once sea serpent season starts in earnest. Goodnight from Warlow’s Rare Books, where the grimoire section has begun to murmuring again. Goodnight from Hookland.
John Wilson (@tug.ook.org on BlueSky) retweeted
I’m not sure there’s anything more basic and uncontroversial than the idea that Islam contributed to European civilization. Of course it did. Some people just hate Islam. But facts don’t have feelings.
The EU plans to spend 10 million euros on falsifying history and whitewashing Islam through a research project called The European Qur’an, whose goal is to cement the narrative that Islam and the Qur’an have contributed to European civilization.
Like their propaganda «Islam is the religion of peace» wasn’t enough. 🤡




























