Chun-Hi Tullee 🇰🇵

I’m tired of people refusing to accept that citizenship isn’t the same. I propose a 28th Amendment to settle it based on parents: 1. 2 birthright citizens: citizen 4ever 2. 1 BC/ 1 non-citizen: Citizen but revocable based on behavior 3. 2 NCs = Legal alien 4. 2 Illegals = Bye

This is the tweet equivalent of “I know you are but what am I?”

Amazing - Elon for the win! teapaw.org/i/grok/share/jmIjb0MD6…

Doug Capilla

Grok isn’t a fan of Jack Nicklaus and Tiger Woods when it comes to their relationship with Dorito Mussolini teapaw.org/i/grok/share/S90QHYEZt…

I think the @Athletics mean “Thank you and fuck you, Oakland fans” - I hope a sinkhole opens up on that corner of the Strip and takes their stadium down with it. John Fisher is proof that being born on 3rd base doesn’t mean you can’t get thrown out in a rundown going back to 2nd

Kiki just heard that she is going to be eaten if we take her to Springfield, Ohio #Debate2024

Not only does Simone Biles have great physical talent, she is a great athlete who lifted her team up once again to the pinnacle of achievement. What a happy way to end her Olympics career as the greatest individual and team gymnast of all time @travelgirlann2

You know the GOP is on the ropes when they’re yanking out their favorite old chestnut- the “War on Christmas” - in August. Maybe they can find a pic of the VP eating a hot dog with Grey Poupon in a tan suit and really let the Dems have it! #MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays

Sneaky Elon - first, he made it harder to click on Ad options, which often creates a revenue generating engagement for XTWTR and drains advertisers’ funds. Now he’s eliminated the Block Advertiser option (you have to click on the ad to block them, also generating revenue)

Apparently, we just have to expect things like this to happen when a good guy with a gun (following appropriate castle doctrine behavior) meets a “good guy” with a gun who decided to execute someone on sight. I’ve seen more restraint by teenagers playing 1st person shooters. 🤬

Do you know how desperate Elon is for ad revenue? They’ve made the “Ad” designation the same color as the regular text & stuck it in the corner of the promoted XTweets. Advertisers are going to pay for a lot of inadvertent engagements - not a great use of ad budget for them.

One way to combat hate crimes is not to advertise and spend taxpayer dollars on a portal that amplifies the kind of rhetoric that leads to hate crimes?

I can’t imagine being a creative in this era - spend years working on ideas, actually get one greenlit, produced, and the finished output gets a huge thumbs up in testing - and a reality show fuckstick exec sticks it in a vault for a $30M tax write off - sickening #CoyoteVsAcme

What say you, @GustavoArellano ?

Paul Reubens was a genius and the world is a far lesser place with him no longer in it. Thanks for more laughs than I ever deserved in my life. This is one of my favorite things he ever did - I still quote this on a weekly basis: youtu.be/2XGG1NouAzg

The end is nigh #RIPTwitter

I cannot stress enough that allowing this show to end up on WGN America is one of the greatest crimes of the 2nd Golden Age of Television! The casting was incredible, but the casting what-ifs were even more fascinating. It’s addictive and highly rewatchable!