I eat bugs and sleep under a log. I can't follow back at the moment.

Some pond
Joined April 2024
My dream job.
Never forget when a university unveiled its new science lab by letting a tortoise cut the ribbon.
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They’ll turnaround and hire Indian H1Bs once this is done btw
MICROSOFT TO OFFER BUYOUTS TO 60,000 WORKERS IN LATEST COST CUT
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The only way out is through. They're calling it the Bugpocalypse. LLMs are being used to find long-hidden cracks in the software infrastructure, and it's happening at a furious rate. 3% of all compromises in computing history happened in the last week, claims one source? I believe it. There are people saying public access to the frontier models ought to be locked out, or heavily guardrailed, over this. The problem with that idea can be summed up in one sentence: when lockpicks are outlawed, only outlaws will have lockpicks. The lockpicks will be Chinese open-weight models, if nothing else. There's no way to stop those from becoming ubiquitous. There are two futures in front of us. One in which only the bad guys have lockpicks, and security holes go undiscovered until they're exploited. Another in which everybody has lockpicks and is aggressively red-teaming their own software so it gets fixed before the holes are exploited. The corpus of human code is huge but finite. The number of defects in it has to be finite too. We can fix those defects now; we have a million friendly robots to do it with. The only way out is through.
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Calling it now: Chrome and Mozilla will remove eMudhra as a G1 root, nulling them as a CA. On 20 Oct, eMudhra had 24 hours to give an explanation of what exactly happened with the mis-signed certificate. They did not; asked for more time; and now blame “investors/customers” 🤡
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The PHP Foundation has one full time staff member.
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We need a million more data centers
If you think AI film can’t be art then explain this.
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PILLOW HAS FALLEN
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The 🇬🇧 is so screwed. How is this not @TheBabylonBee.
JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
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25 years of H1B and outsourced code is about to be nuked from orbit by AI. Everyone is about to learn why overlooking the autistic White guys for cheap foreign labor was a grave mistake.
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Consider: a future where AI has hacked everyone, all secrets are exposed, nothing is private There would be initial panic but could society adapt? Mutual assured destruction
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Being miserable is a choice. You can't control many of the horrible situations we find ourselves in as a nation, but you can control your attitude and how you react to it. Give your miserable mindset to God, have some faith, and keep going.
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boomers learned to talk on the phone when it was all over copper, there was zero lag, the audio quality wasn't compressed to shit they give millenials and zoomers this disgusting VoIP slop w/ 2001 teamspeak audio and 500ms lag and wonder why we don't make calls
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I’d go to war for Japan. Any time, any place.
I asked 30 Japanese 12-year-olds one question. "What do you think of when you hear 'America'?" (My nephew's teacher let me visit his class. I was not prepared.) "Hamburgers the size of my head." "Everything is big. Even the milk." "Cowboys." Then a boy asked me, "Do cowboys still exist?" I said yes. The whole class cheered. "They went to the moon." I told them only Americans have ever walked on it. The room went completely silent. Respect. "The best baseball in the world. Even Ohtani had to go there." "Superheroes. They all live in New York." Then a quiet girl in the back raised her hand. "My grandma says when the tsunami came, American soldiers came to help her town. She still has a photo with them on her fridge." Nobody said anything for a while. Then the teacher asked, "Who wants to go to America someday?" Every hand went up. Including the teacher's.
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once you start playing older games you begin to understand that graphics were never as important as gameplay
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The culture in question
Hey, low IQ retard, This is called culture, which you don't have.. I am a proud Hindu Canadian Citizen born in India. I wear Saree, bindi and perform Indian classical dance and music.
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we've built an entire industry on sand castles and it's about to rain
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The problem seems to be that the banks can't tell if the agents have been given permission by their users to access their accounts or not. Every big AI company is in the process of launching a proactive agent with access to everything. This is going to turn into a big issue.
SCOOP: Major U.S. banks are detecting unauthorized third-party AI agents inside customer accounts, including some attempting to take actions that appear to be independent of user instructions, sources told Axios. The findings have alarmed banking executives, who are racing to restrict access to their systems as AI moves at a velocity faster than financial institutions can respond, multiple industry and bank executives told Axios. Several banks are now preparing for worst-case and even “day after” scenarios, including how to rapidly secure or restore customer accounts if things go wrong, the people said. Several bank executives told Axios they're struggling to distinguish between human users and AI agents. One executive said banks also struggle to determine whether agents are authorized by customers or potentially operating without their permission, more akin to rogue agent behavior. Read my latest for Axios here: axios.com/2026/10/22/ai-agen…
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Don’t worry, the Indian contractors with fake credentials that are protecting assets critical for national security are your security layer!
This is serious. I just saw with my very own eyes that even non-technical people can exploit CVEs like PHP2Shell using certain AI models and I am actually frightened. Once you figure it out, it is downright trivial to do. The digital infrastructure of the world is at risk.
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This PHP stuff is so depressing because there's gonna be 15 Years worth of old sites that are going to become lost media now.
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LinkedIn is gonna go crazy about these cybersecurity attacks when they find out next month
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