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Brian Alexander

@turtlemuseum

writer of stuff @splitsider @someecards @nationallampoon @collegehumor Brian behind @allthebrianspod new to Chicago!

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dud chumpylips@amfmpm4 Mar 2023
once again thinking about how i would like a piece of the fbi cake from the silence of the lambs
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Nuke the old spaghetti in the fridge and settle in to watch our newest video from Roll Models - Leftovers youtube.com/watch?v=b1hJY6J0… #video #sketchvideo #videoshort #comedy #funny #parody #cookingshow
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#AllTooWell is now an official unit of time. As in, “I’m going to Queens today. It should take me about 4 listens of ‘All Too Well’ to get there.”
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à la SUCCESSION I forced my way onto @snlpodcast in a hostile takeover situation, but then no Succession sketch last week (CUT FOR TIME fml)… @katherinefunny has fully regained majority control of her company thank god!
SNL Afterparty (@snlpodcast) profile pictureSNL Afterparty@snlpodcast9 Nov 2021
Our latest "highlights" VIDEO #podcast—reviewing #kieranculkin & #EdSheeran on #SNL—is out now! And, our FULL, uncut episode is available exclusively for our supporters on @Patreon. We were joined by #Chicago-based #comedy dude @turtlemuseum. Watch FREE: youtube.com/SNLAfterparty/?s…
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SNL Afterparty@snlpodcast9 Nov 2021
Our latest "highlights" VIDEO #podcast—reviewing #kieranculkin & #EdSheeran on #SNL—is out now! And, our FULL, uncut episode is available exclusively for our supporters on @Patreon. We were joined by #Chicago-based #comedy dude @turtlemuseum. Watch FREE: youtube.com/SNLAfterparty/?s…
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Please be vigilant against Brian control HT: @brightonwarren @BrianMVaughn @BrianPointy
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Damn right! Glad I can pause litigation @joeytainment
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Joking songwriter sets record straight about North Dakota birther conspiracy trib.al/eOpS8OF

Joking songwriter sets record straight about North Dakota birther conspiracy

FARGO — In my 18 years at The Forum in Fargo, I’ve received my share of angry letters from readers. Sometimes I didn’t like their favorite washed-up band as much as they did, or I didn’t appreciate...

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Teddy Bears on a roller coaster at @WalibiHolland! – at Florida, USA
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Barcelona's Liceu Opera House reopened its doors for the first time in over three months to hold a concert for an audience of nearly 2,300 house plants cbsn.ws/37RJV82
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In unintentional comedy news, North Dakota album was covered extremely seriously in my hometown paper :) “It doesn’t seem like many of the writers are from North Dakota, or even know much about the state" @gfherald @Lambwiches I grew up in Grand forks grandforksherald.com/enterta…
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Joey Clift@joeytainment8 Jun 2020
In absolutely delightful news, @dickinsonpress , a newspaper based out of North Dakota wrote a real, unironic review for the North Dakota album from #our50statesproject. We really did it everybody. We really did it.
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No deep cuts on album about North Dakota as musicians finish up Sufjan Stevens' 50 states project trib.al/frEqcz9
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Comedy Cake 🍰@ComedyCake23 Apr 2020
Video Licks: It's Time for TOUCHING NOSES A Quarantined Parody of "Shallow" from #SeparateBeds for @LITcomedy #sketch #music #comedy comedycake.com/archives/8276…
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this quarantine parody of SHALLOW is guaranteed to be stuck in your head until we are allowed out of our homes... f/t @LITcomedy @turtlemuseum "in the quaran-quarantine, in the quara, quarantine..." youtu.be/ghHHVUhnj6A
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LIT Comedy@LITcomedy20 Apr 2020
Watch this ~on the nose~ quarantine parody of everyone’s favorite social distancing bop, “Shallow” - youtu.be/ghHHVUhnj6A #songparody #shallow starring @turtlemuseum & @IamMaJoseOvalle 👃👈

Touching Noses: A Quarantined Parody of "Shallow"

Featuring Separate Beds' María José Ovalle and Brian AlexanderDire...

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STOP GOING AROUND TOUCHING NOSES! and please enjoy my “Shallow” parody instead :) featuring @IamMaJoseOvalle for @LITcomedy (Full music video here: youtube.com/watch?v=ghHHVUhn…) @FauciFan @LKellyClyne @gr8h8m_t3chl3r @ladygaga #oneworldtogetherathome
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@TheAVClub17 Apr 2020
I Can't Believe It's Not Sufjan Stevens: Local musicians finish the 50 States project bit.ly/3csp2kZ
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The insane North Dakota concept album is finished! Part of a project to dunk on Sufjan Steven’s failed 50 States Project: #our50statesproject My contributions: One Dakota: A Tale of Unrequited Love Oil Boom The Search for “The Middle of Nowhere” soundcloud.com/ourfiftystate…
North Dakota

North Dakota

An album about North Dakota for Our Fifty States Project Songs by Omar Najam and Analise Nelson ,Nick Armstrong and Valerie Vasilas , Thomas Hamilton ,Brian Alexander ,Patrick Polsin ,Jordan Wold Albu

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Joey Clift@joeytainment16 Apr 2020
A month ago I thought it'd be funny if the internet banded together to finish Sufjan Stevens failed 50 States Project. After putting in a ton of work and with the help of hundreds of people, today we released the first 26 albums. Enjoy! #our50statesproject soundcloud.com/ourfiftystate…
Our Fifty States Project

Our Fifty States Project

In the mid 2000s, singer, songwriter, and multi-instrumentalist Sufjan Stevens said he was going to make on album for all 50 US states, but he gave up after 2 albums because he's a coward. In March of

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3 days away 3 days ago. Got a beautifully messy late show @thepitnyc LOFT 11pm thepit-nyc.com/events/nyc-sk…
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