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T Wayne 1010

@twayne1010

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Joined February 2012
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Most horses aren't nocturnal, except for the night mares.
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Someone sent me an @ reply from an email. I decided not to retweet it, though.
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They must have run out of Halloween candy on early voting day. They had plenty of stickers, though.
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Act now. It’s not available in stores. In other words, it’s just another product available online.
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“Mailboxes are one size, fits all.” - some delivery drivers
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I stopped watching television a few months ago. I only watch political ads now.
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Cat From Nowhere
@kv830 Aug 2020
The clowns change but the circus stays the same.
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Favstar is for sale. There is just one problem. The renewal rate is more expensive.
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Susan W@Maxine1233317 Aug 2019
Don't dwell on past mistakes. Soon as you make a few more, and you will, you'll forget the past ones.
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You now have an unlimited DVR. There is only one problem. Everything fails to record.
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I had a cookie the other day. It was advertised as gluten-free, Paleo, vegan, lactose-free, and then I found out later I was eating an ice cube.
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When people reminisce about decades, they don’t talk as much about the last one. It happened recently, plus nobody knows what to call it.
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Dr Whom@chapel392924 Oct 2020
It’s the weekend, you know what that means Tire rotation party
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There’s a mouse under your left eye. No, actually it’s just a really large insect.
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When voting for the greatest drummers of all time, neighbors are always ranked last.
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Reverse mortgages are popular, because financial planning is never that forward.
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If your mask doesn’t feel safe, you may need to stop touching your face.
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Never debate a busy robot. It will mop the floor with you. It might even mow the lawn.
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“Where are the Tesla coils?” - a Tesla driver learning HVAC
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In the future, The James Bond “No Time to Die” movie may be renamed “At Least Six More Months to Live.”
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