Twisted Central

I guess millions of people just lost their babysitters… bye TikTok! 👋🏻

This is my @thedrewpowell appreciation post… I fucking loved him as Hurley in Leverage!

Sending my condolences to @Thaoriginalgata. I am fortunate to have met @TonyTodd54 once and unfortunate because I ONLY met him once. My heart goes out to their entire family and I hope you all find some peace in all the amazing tributes so far.

I just started watching #FeartheWalkingDead and I’m a little confused. Are we SUPPOSE to hate these characters?? Cause I hate these characters. Do I keep watching or just cut my losses?

People in zombie movies have clearly never seen zombie movies. #headshot

All these crickets crawling around literally sound like some kind of monster from a horror movie. #Texas

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice can go fuck, fuck itself.

When you have to be awake in 4 hours and you can’t sleep… 😬

Trap is a literal trap that offers A LOT but delivers nothing. Save yourself some time and go watch Shyamalan’s daughter’s music videos. That’s mostly what this movie is about. Zero substance, horrible acting and an unrealistic storyline. 🖕🏻

There is real evil in this world… and when I say that, I mean people who don’t replace the toilet paper after they empty a roll.

Is that really what I sound like?!? 😭

I like to use voice to text just so I can hear Siri say a whole bunch of cuss words with emphasis, depending on punctuation. 😁

Just go get the longest, widest metal pole you can find and shove it up your ass… it’ll be less painful. 🙄

I haven’t been to a theater in years to watch a movie and today I chose to go and watch the new Ghostbusters movie. If you’re itching to do something, you’d get more excitement from a paint by number. This movie can go do naughty things to itself.

Being my friend has to be exhausting… last night, I got to hang out with a friend I hadn’t seen in a while. We were playing music on the “juke box” then someone came in and kept prioritizing their songs over ours so I decided to prioritize Baby Shark over and over again until they gave up. 🤣😂🤣😂

The more I read posts, the dumber I get. Not even autocorrect can help some of y’all. #grammarisimportant

Can I go on #belowdeck as a single guest so I can just relax? It would be a boring episode but I’ll pay it for a nice, quiet vacation.

Remember when we use to sneak out of the house to go to parties… now we sneak out of parties to go to the house. 🤣😂

PSA: Don’t drink and drive.