@twitcheII

Bedtime 10:45pm PST

Joined September 2013
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Kim Cattrall is so irritating for this
not j*ss is uplifting tatyana ali@itsnotjess12310h
mercedes in the upcoming glee reboot
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Tik tok is down the hall and to the left
🍓 gege milk (rey)@showxing_Oct 25
I love gay halloween wdym you’re 90 year old grandfather who ate paint thinking it was yogurt
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If I wanted to know who you were hanging with while I was gone I would have asked you
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My dentist and periodontist and orthodontist all wishing me a happy bday every year...
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I think glee made me autistic
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I would like to see it
Dear Bro
@DearBro411Oct 24
Charlie Puth capturing a classic, highly casual "just woke up" or "winding down" moment in a bathroom.
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I’m stunned
Muslims Posting W's@MuzlimsPostingWOct 24
bro
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2020 was so woke we had the 1975 starting their album with a 3 minute Greta Thunberg speech
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She don’t have internet
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I 1000% agree
Derek G@dare_ick_geeOct 23
This is the craziest “we’re not a match if…” I think I’ve ever read.
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The mention of any of those three on a dating app is usually a left swipe
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I’ve been there. I was there after the substance
grace@agneswickfieldsOct 23
my favorite part is how they hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender
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Oh? I did
cris@goldfiregodkingOct 24
when the top starts being like oh yeah lick my balls and my taint and my hole and it’s like oh ok well i didn’t really sign up for all that
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How would Ryan Murphy ruin something that he orchestrated, planned, facilitated, and produced?
juny@junnixrOct 23
performance imaculada. as três juntas, nem o ryan murphy conseguiu estragar!
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This is suicide-inducingly bad
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@emmasarchiveeOct 22
it's actually insane how parody culture has practically disappeared because why does nobody make genuinely funny parodies anymore 😭😭😭
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You never really see someone and think “oh they’re on a mental health walk” despite that being a solid amount of walks people take. You always assume someone is on a mission
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It’s just giving this now
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 22
Donald Trump wanted to rename the Atlantic Ocean either 'Trump' or 'America' Ocean, but capitulated after speaking with Google CEO Sundar Pichai. "Oceans are different, sir. They cover really a lot of countries. Please don’t ask us to do that," Pichai reportedly said.
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Dressed like a WNBA player walking into the stadium
LEGENDARY LADE! 🇳🇬
@LegendaryLadeOct 23
Drake steps out for his 40th birthday!🗽🔥
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He’s deadass?
LEGENDARY LADE! 🇳🇬
@LegendaryLadeOct 23
Drake steps out for his 40th birthday!🗽🔥
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70 year old man with ears pierced, rainbow flag pin, and a kn-95 on just addressed me as “sir”
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