Tweet. (This is Harris' sister, not Ghost Harris.)

Hi! This is a weird, shitty thing. This is Harris's sister, Stephanie. Twitter is going to start deleting inactive accounts in December, and it would be a goddamn tragedy if this account got sucked into oblivion. So I'm tweeting to ensure that doesn't happen. Signing off now.

Just a reminder: my email is [email protected]. Thanks!

DONT STOP OR WE'LL DIE (my band with @paulrust and @michaelcassady) show at UCB sunset! Feb 28th! Tix here: sunset.ucbtheatre.com/perfor…

Drake's new album is replacing Jon Stewart.

Lookin for a girl who hates to laugh.

Vampires can't die unless their heart is stopped. But like, same with humans? just havin some fun with thought experiments, i dunno.

Ya wear boots in, ya wear Nikes OUT. Profound words I just came up with.

Guys @jash is chill and will put up the video shortly. Thanks for your patience in what is the biggest global issue currently happening.

TRULY no reason to give the Little Caesars guy chest hair. #chesthair #pizzapizza instagram.com/p/yisqUOxBdx/

Shoutout to the homie Ben at @dinosaur_coffee for responding to my menu query email in a fast & friendly manner. Chill like iced coffee hehe

Trey with the Dead. Matt Skiba with Blink 182. I'm in hog heaven!

Easily my favorite trilogy of all time. instagram.com/p/yTsddnxBV5/

Genuinely enjoy Keith and Harry Connick's banter. Great guys with fun tudes.

The real culprit is whoever's job it was to properly inflate those footballs. They underinflated 11 out of 12 balls?? Grounds for removal.

May I do standup at your standup show? Please let me know thank you.

Parks and Rec is back tonight! Git some.

Damn dude. Sister from Boyhood looked faded as fuck.

Paul Thomas Anderson is the best filmmaker of all time past, present or future.