Nerd, dad, SWE @ Google. Opinions my own. He/him. Account soft-disabled and mostly unmonitored since the Mad King's reign began; DMs likely to be missed.

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Joined March 2009
“Self also told 7NEWS that if some of the migrants wished to return to Martha’s Vineyard, they would be welcomed back. She said that several homeowners had expressed interest in opening up their homes to host them.” whdh.com/news/from-texas-to-…
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What kills me is that even when the context doesn’t support your narrative, you and another thousand honking geese just keep pretending it does.
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Saved by last-moment lyrics. #Heardle #122 🔈⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟩 heardle.app
#Heardle #117 🔉⬛️🟥🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️ heardle.app Ok, this one was frustrating. Took me one skip to confirm it was what I thought, and a wildly wrong guess because my stupid brain fused it with something in the same key and with similar tempo.
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#Heardle #116 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ heardle.app
This is the simplest possible distillation of contemporary Republican philosophy. “I do what I want, you do what I want” is normal (if unpleasant) for your toddler, but it’s literally lethal as social policy.
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People are going to be mad. Wordle 304 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Anthony Bellissimo retweeted
If racism and sexism are such problems in this country, then why is Ketanji Brown Jackson getting confirmed when Merrick Garland couldn't even get a hearing?
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Wordle 283 6/6 𝕃 (or a spooky ghost) 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Please, folks, stop making the “[banned/dead jerk’s] pronouns are now was/were” joke. Not because it’s not funny (it is), or unwarranted (it’s typically earned, plus cathartic), but because THOSE ARE NOT PRONOUNS. May I humbly suggest “nobody/who” as a drop-in replacement?
Wordle 265 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 😬😬😬
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Wordle 261 2/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Lost my only two-shot to the NYT transition; glad to have another.
NYT: Partially true. Recently-discovered Sumerian records show a full 4% drop during the first year of the reign of Naram-Sin, God of Akkad
Today, we learned that in February, the unemployment rate fell to 3.8% — down from 6.4% when I took office. That’s the fastest decline in the unemployment rate in recorded history.
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Amazon knows what the people need for their sweet home office setups.
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CNN-tier analysis right here. 🤡🤡🤡
We fact-checked President Biden's claim during the #SOTU about strong U.S. job growth. Follow our live analysis: nyti.ms/36ZfctD
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Labor force status and population data collection occurred prior to 1939. www2.census.gov/library/public… For data not directly collected, estimates exist. u-s-history.com/pages/h1528.ht… Fact check ignores available data for years prior to 1939; including said data disproves the NYT's assessment.
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One of those tanks was destroyed in a suspicious fire not five minutes after the cat was spotted trotting away from it. A second squad is never going to get that smell out of their gear.
Approximately 4,300 Russian troops were killed so far, says Ukrainian Defense Ministry. The ministry also said 706 Russian APCs, 146 tanks, 27 planes, and 26 helicopters had been destroyed between Feb. 24-26. -The Kyiv Independent #UkraineWar #Ukriane
*sighs, adds a second sign* “Sign some adults that don’t want you to read some stuff don’t want you to read”
This sign from Langley HS in Fairfax County. Wrong on so many fronts.
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I stand by this joke, but Twitter now apparently thinks “based on [my] retweets” I’d be interested in nodding along with a whole collection of racist book-burners. Screenshots only from now on, I guess.
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Wordle 246 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I’m glad that worked, because it was the only word I could come up with that fit the constraints.