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"The unexamined life is not worth living" - Socrates

Joined August 2018
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The only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow
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After Jesus na thighs
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hang in there dawg it gets a lot worse
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your ex is out there repeating your philosophies to some new person who now thinks they're deep.
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A full tank needs to come with bottle girls holding up a cardboard sign
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I got 6 malnourished 23 year olds ready to handle the whole lucki situation
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Watching the business with a $42B net loss in 2025 go public at a $2T valuation
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Pelumi Onifade filmed this video and it eventually led to his death.
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unironic productivity hack for 2026 use a pencil and paper to write down your ideas
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Africa’s resources is for Africans
America is for Americans.
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you can outsource your thinking but you cannot outsource your understanding
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Me on the toilet realising it's diarrhea
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MIKE and Earl Sweatshirt just dropped a freestyle during their Hot 97 interview 🔥
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Kehinde Adedokun dressed up,went to work with the intention of doing his work of the day and close like every other worker but he never returned home. How do you arrest someone in Lagos and go lock him up in Abakaliki prison without any prior investigation. #freeKehinde
Family Laments As Lagos Tech Worker Mysteriously Disappears, Turns Up In Ebonyi Prison Over Alleged Fraud Case | Sahara Reporters bit.ly/4uxd42o
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Isreal tii fa werey loyan
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Kubernetes was built to solve Google-scale problems. You are not Google. You're a SaaS with 300 customers. Docker Compose would've been fine.
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i changed all our "loading..." states to "thinking.." we are an agentic Al startup now
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Dumb ass niggas fell for Qaddafi’s pan-African gimmick as if he wasn’t an Arab supremacist
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