Your play-by-play is the next best thing to being at the game @tommydaniels99 Cheering from Miami! Red Red Red!

Listening to @tommydaniels99 from Dallas tonight. Would love to see the goalie fight again. Where can we see it?

Never thought I’d see someone put 50 flour tortillas down a garbage disposal...successfully.

Shout out to @tommydaniels99 and the Americans - listening via Mixlr from DC. Red, Red, Red!

Nice swim with the sharks this morning. – at Hollywood, FL

Lesson for the day: Do not use a paper napkin to clean your inexpensive (cheap, plastic-lensed) reading glasses. – at Chicago, IL

I am pregnant with 3 bowls of Nepalese MoMo. #OlderThanTheMom

Listening to @tommydaniels99 call the @AllenAmericans in Chicago. Go Red!! – at Chicago, IL

Um, I'll have a snifter of bacon and a glass of water, please. Thank you!

So The Weeknd just walked by with his posse, and Ralph Lauren is sitting on the couch 10 feet away. #nbd – at Miami Beach, FL

Just bumped into Gordon Ramsay. Just another Tuesday night. – at Miami Beach, FL

One is a lonely number. – at Fairview, TX

He is Risen!! – at Allen, TX

Must be one desperate chicken. – at Hallandale Beach, FL

Even in the face of apparent insurmountable odds, he overcomes. Be strong and have a purpose - you will reach your goals. – at Hollywood, FL

Apparently, my name is "Boss" in SoFlo. I am a bit scared to disagree. – at Hollywood, FL

...and your name? "Phil" One "L" or two? Just one. ...OK – at Grapevine, TX