Holy moley, just found my long long lost twitter password from 5yrs ago. @TyCobb is back (at least on twitter.) – at Detroit, MI

upper decker - not just a baseball term.

ya know how they say "Tequila makes her clothes fall off", well "coffee makes me poop, especially coffee with tequila in it"

You wanna we like me? grind the skin off your palms on the pavement and then reach for the hand sanitizer. Toughen up wuss.

I've got that 2:30 in the afternoon feeling... ya know, cause i take my afternoon poop at 2:30.

i look at http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/ and become hungry.

I'm thinking about pulling a Brett Favre, oh wait...I'm gonna need a witch doctor.

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89yrs ago tomorrow: I got my 3,000th career hit at age 34, the youngest player to reach that plateau.To celebrate, I'm gonna spike yo ass !!

Hey Yadier Molina, I like your style.

Gotta love that new Google image Search.... It never ends!!! http://bit.ly/b2vao2

I have no tolerance for slow drivers during my lunch break,especially the woman drivers texting while I'm trying to get to @chickfila gtfomw

Geez, I had to slam a phone today to make a point. The point was understood - cause I'm @TYCOBB.

That's right George Steinbrenner is down here with me down, we're kicking it hard... no really RIP buddy.

Hell yea Cliff Lee, keep it southern. http://es.pn/9nyQOC

Thanks Jim Joyce I'm rolling over in my grave. #ArmandoGalarraga #JimJoyce #ThreeBlindMice

McGwire is a fat liar. Roger Maris would beat your ass... So would I.

Well, Phillies U'll get'em nxt time. Cliff Lee/Manny Ramirez/outfield made sum amazing plays. Jeter is gonna join R 3k hit club soon enough

happy to see ole' Cliff Lee keeping them Yanks in line.

really enjoyed last night game, Love to see Manny pitch . The real Ty Cobb wants the Phillies to win it.