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Perspective is like an orgasm. It’s awesome to have, but don’t fake it

This feels like you were attempting a threat on my life, very Robert Clayton Dean circa 1998

iPhone Duo really makes me wanna tweet again, this thing shouldn’t be this much fun. I get why John Ternus was excited about it at the Emmys

Lie to me the way Amanda lies about her involvement in you can see everything

Odysseus said “I miss my wife” and then spent 10 years sidetracked by literally everything on earth. Might really be Nolan’s best film.

Check on your people.

the New York Knicks. Thats it that’s all.

They passed that Last Airbender movie around like Bonnie Blue.

I love INDUSTRY, but my thing with Whitney is every scene I see him in feels like the last scene I should ever see him in.

Noticed a super niche tweet and felt weird so here I am, compelled to tell you about it

wheels on the bus go round & round by Michael McDonald

Did you get your Switch 2?

As the one voted most likely to accidentally be voted treasurer in the PinkPantheress fan club, I can confirm the new record is very hard

people who leave the crust a special breed.

wow, Not Like Us really is the greatest diss record of all time now.

Been on a little bit of a social media break. With that in mind, it behoves me to tell someone (in this case the algorithm) that Severance is so goddamn good. It’s actually kind of astounding how great it is on so many levels. The Stiller Family is so underrated.

The stigma of cash app

Something about a nosebleed is very childish