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Chloe

@uber_jerk
 London
Joined July 2012
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Day 42 of no response from @TaylorWimpey regarding a serious issue with mould growth in my loft. Not a great advert for your new estate nearby 🙎🏻‍♀️ 🏠 🦠
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The joy in this is not the tweet, but the replies. God bless Joe Public 🙏🏻
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@fesshole28 Nov 2022
Buying weed for the 1st time as a teenager, I naively gave over my £20 first and never saw the guy again. Thought I'd learnt a valuable lesson about always having the drugs before handing over the cash, until the next time when I exchanged £20 for some leaves wrapped in clin...
After the early bricks but before smartphones, there was a stretch where phone design went absolutely catshit bananas (1/?)
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#weareladyparts hands down best show of 2021! Nida Manzoor is a genius. Can we have a Season 2 please 🙏🏻🧕🏼🤟🏾💛
R is our school's top English student. She got 9 at GCSE. She got A at AS. She is studious, precise, deeply thoughtful. She has just had her A Level grade reduced from A* to C, apparently just because she goes to a disadvantaged school. It might help if you liked her poem.
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Is there anything better than art goodies delivery day? Big props to @Pullingers for having all this swag in stock, quick delivery and effective and ethical packaging! Used your shop all the time when I was @KingstonUni and am now an online convert! Thank you ☺️
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Massive shout out to @ZARA - just received my parcel and ZERO plastic packaging! Just when I thought I couldn’t love you more than I already do ❤️😍
Massive shout out to Claire @RoyalMail Dunstable Sorting Office for saving the day and getting my parcel to me! Excellent customer service!
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Challenge accepted. teapaw.org/UberFacts/status/68430…
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@UberFacts5 Jan 2016
Vatican City drinks more wine per person than anywhere else in the world—one resident consumes 74 liters of wine every year, on average.
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Christmas is done, New Year approaching, that must mean it's time for summer next, right?
Do you, Karen, take David the Optometrist to be your lawfully wedded husband, for better or worse? Better... or worse? Better... or worse?
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Best insult... Ever? teapaw.org/UberFacts/status/59183…
Want to see Noel Gallagher at The O2 London, Tuesday 10th March? RT and follow for a chance to go! Close midnight Sun
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Chloe Holmes is #fundraising for Cancer Research UK. Donate to Chloe's @JustGiving page justgiving.com/Chloe-Holmes-…
@jaybeazie22 Same here! I'm eating pork for dinner too- just gotta set up my plane and catch it first...
In the United Kingdom, young, single, childless women earn more on average than men do.
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Replying to @Queen_UK
“@Queen_UK: Someone get one a fried egg on toast and a bucket of tea. Queen Mother of a hangover. #SweatingGin” @GeorgiaBown Relate? 😂😂
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