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If your first computer plugged into a television, we can hang.

Joined October 2018
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My great-grandfather immigrated to America from pre-revolution Russia. He was a Volga German Starting in 1941 over 1 million Volga Germans who remained in Russia were put on train cars and sent to far away labor camps to be worked to death. They were not "A talking point."
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Notice how they avoid saying that HE WAS THE ONE SHOOTING THE TODDLER. He wasn't using the toddler as a "human shield." He was threatening to kill this child, while also shooting at multiple police officers.
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Tak, to zastanawiające. Gdy zwracałem się do policjanta bez numeru z żądaniem o podanie jego numeru ewidencyjnego, sprawiał wrażenie, że nie rozumie co do niego mówię, że nie rozumie po polsku. Odwracał się do policjanta z tyłu i słuchał jakiś jego wyjaśnień.
Są uzasadnione wątpliwości co do owych „policjantów”, wielu nie miało oznakowania ani numerów na kaskach! Czy to w ogóle policja, czy zgraja przebierańców?! #TrybunałKonstytucyjny #KonfederacjaKoronyPolskiej
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Us - "Isn't lowering admission standards to medical schools dangerous?" Them - "Don't worry. They still have to get good grades." Us - "Isn't grade inflation at medical schools dangerous?" Them - "Don't worry, they still have to graduate." Us - "Isn't automatically graduating certain races at medical schools dangeous?" Them - "Don't worry, they still have to pass the licensing exams." -
WOW🚨: A surgeon’s career is over after her patient suffered permanent, debilitating brain damage during an operation. The doctors were caught twirling while the patient was under…smh, I’m running out of words 🤦🏿‍♂️
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Nearly half of everyone shipped across the Atlantic Ocean into slavery went to Brazil. Ten times more than the United States! Until the British forced Brazil to end the slave trade.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 Britain sent warships into a friendly country's harbours. 🔥 And burned its ships at anchor. ⚓ That country was Brazil 🇧🇷 More enslaved Africans were taken to Brazil than to any other country on earth. ⛓️ Not America 🇺🇸 Brazil 🇧🇷 Nearly half of everyone shipped across the Atlantic went there. Ten times more than the United States. 🌍 In 1826 Britain made Brazil sign a treaty. The trade would end by 1830. 📜 Brazil signed. Then ignored it. They even had a phrase for laws like that: "para inglês ver". For the English to see. 👀 Tens of thousands of people kept arriving every year. 😔 So Britain changed the law. Brazilian slave ships could now be tried in British courts as pirates. ⚖️ In 1850 the Royal Navy sailed into Brazil's ports, under the guns of the forts. They cut out the slave ships and burned them. 🚢 Emperor Pedro II's government had a choice. War with Britain. Or end the trade. ⚔️ That September, Brazil banned it. Within two years the trade was dead. 🕊️ Yet today only one country is asked to feel ashamed. 🤔 The one that stopped it. 🇬🇧 Be part of us. 🇬🇧 Be Proud Of Us. 🙏🇬🇧
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Você já viu um cheddar de verdade?
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Great alternative to smoke break.🤔🤣😂
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Vote red for Charlie because he can’t. 🇺🇸
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The climate change fiasco in a nutshell. Jimmy Carr - ‘ we were the first industrialising nation. We built the first railways. And now we are totally incapable of building a railway. The last 15-20 yrs, the a Chinese have covered themselves in high speed rail. And we’ve covered ourselves in environmental reports.’ The west has been decimated in pursuit of the green fantasy that the weather can be changed.
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Okay.. this wins hockey Halloween 👏👏
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I'm voting red because she can't.
I’m voting blue because they can’t.
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Patrick Stewart's stories from DUNE are pretty great. There's a whole thing about how David Lynch was disappointed when he showed up because ... well, I won't spoil it. And then this, on his first conversation with Sting, is quite funny:
Patrick Stewart was amazing, a bygone sort of actor with working-class ethics and classical aesthetics. One of the most generally beloved men in Hollywood. Could play a nasty villain! Great actor, he will be missed. thebulwark.com/p/patrick-ste…
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And now we understand the absolutely rabid obsession with destroying Pete Hegseth. I’ve been in the Army since before 9/11. Served under many secretaries. Only in the past 18 months have I experienced: >politicians warning me not to follow illegal orders >billboards outside military bases telling me to report war crimes >the media attacking anyone who has a positive thing to say about the man, and defending anyone who hates him >stunning volume of leaks from senior officials trying to undermine him, and the lionizing of the leakers by the press >being called a war criminal myself, hundreds of times a day >a sustained media narrative portraying virtually every firing or senior officer removal as a “purge” >public efforts by retired officers, advocacy groups, and political figures to mobilize service members and military communities against administration policies >influential “Americans” publicly cheering for Iran This is just to name a few. I’ve NEVER experienced anything like this before. And it’s becoming abundantly clear that the concerted effort to divide the military from within was stunted when Hegseth took over. Anyone desiring color revolution needs control of the military. That’s color revolution 101. Is it starting to make sense yet? Now you see the obsession over him in particular. It’s not a coincidence. And it damn sure isn’t because of his culture war. It’s because by all objective metrics, he runs a military that snatches rogue leaders from their beds, destroys entire militaries, and successfully mobilizes assets to save one downed pilot in the middle of enemy territory by building an Air Force base… in the middle of enemy territory. Secures the border, dominates the hemisphere. Hunts drug cartels. The list goes on. He is by all meaningful accounts, effective at wielding the machine. And that is why they drool at the thought of removing him. In years past you’d be hard pressed to find a junior Soldier who knew the name of the cabinet secretary above them. Every one of them knows Pete Hegseth. Every one.
Almost like it’s important to hold the authority to deploy the security forces
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What happened in Poland & Brazil is their normal playbook that we never paid attention to before. And it's one they're getting ready to use on us.
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Yeah basically
oh no. Sorry. You're right. Christianity invented morality. before christianity people were just doing Whatever. Killing everyone and everything. Never doing anything for anyone other than themselves. That's how the world worked before christianity
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Estos son los inmigrantes que llegaron ayer en patera a la isla del Hierro. Hay culturistas con menos masa muscular, vienen huyendo del hambre y esas cosas.
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Here’s a story for you. We started filming without owning the title and had to do alternates. Taft Broadcasting owned the title Ghostbusters as part of their half-hour sitcom starring Larry Storch and Forrest Tucker (F-Troop) and a gorilla chasing ghosts. I had never heard of it. They didn’t have proton packs or Bill Murray. Columbia paid $500,000 to buy the name, but they really should have paid Dean Martin, from whom I first heard the term. In the film Scared Stiff (1953), he and Jerry Lewis (check out his acrobatic stair descent) are in an old haunted castle, and Lizabeth Scott asks Dean: “Who are you guys?” And Dean answers: “You’ve heard of Trustbusters and Gangbusters, we’re Ghostbusters!” For my research writing the first movie, I watched every single ‘ghost’ comedy ever made. Bowery Boys, Hope and Crosby, Abbot and Costello, Martin and Lewis all did such films. Happy Halloween 2026.
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Here’s the arsonist showing up at the scene of his crime and pretending to be a firefighter.
Barack Obama: "I am tired of being divided! I want friendship and neighborliness!"
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Finally he's made me laugh.
Sacha Baron Cohen personally invested $3 million of his own money into the new Ali G film. The film is rumored to have cost over $160 million to make, with 54 credited producers, including 13 executive producers. It has since been pulled from theatres and total box office gross to date is around $3 million. It is on track to be the biggest box-office flop in history.
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You mean ridiculing a country you just immigrated to isn’t popular with the locals?
Sacha Baron Cohen personally invested $3 million of his own money into the new Ali G film. The film is rumored to have cost over $160 million to make, with 54 credited producers, including 13 executive producers. It has since been pulled from theatres and total box office gross to date is around $3 million. It is on track to be the biggest box-office flop in history.
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