@ubermosher

An obdurate man with a word of the day calendar who is unencumbered by the vicissitudes of life. Gal 3:28

 Near Charlotte, NC
Joined May 2013
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Not to brag but I'm the reason hats now legally have to say, "one size fits most"
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La mejor que ví hecho con IA hasta ahora. 10/10
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I never understood why wetting your pants wasn't simply called a pisstake.
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F3 Hard Drive retweeted
Siraj Hashmi
@SirajAHashmiOct 22
Someone called it “The Bird Reich”
Atlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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Former #NYR forward Ron Duguay, who was known for his scoring flair, flowing hair and Manhattan escapades during his eight seasons with the Rangers and ranks 25th on the franchise's all-time goal-scoring list, has succumbed to cancer at the age of 69. nytimes.com/athletic/7689694…

Ron Duguay, ex-New York Rangers player known for celebrity escapades, dies at 69 (Gift Article)

Defined by his scoring flair and flowing hair, Duguay finished his NHL career with 620 points in 864 games.

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National Flag League
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[eating microwave macaroni and cheese out of a coffee mug with a melon baller]: Meh I don't care about money
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A gen-xer doesn't care about your race, gender, or political affiliation because a gen-xer knows you all suck.
Joe Rogan Podcast News
@joeroganhqOct 14
First Metallica, now Mötley Crüe. Nikki Sixx: We don't care about your political affiliation, race, gender, we're all in this together.
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I don’t know about you, but if I’m about to invest in an encyclopedia for my family I’m gonna need the peace of mind that only comes with Pete Rose’s endorsement.
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John McTiernan had a pretty good director streak.
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You're only as old as the amount of time between now and when you were born.
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I just bought an atlas audiobook. It's a bit tedious.
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F3 Hard Drive retweeted
Aelfred The Great
@aelfred_DSep 23
This is one of the best impressions I’ve ever heard, period
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@smod4realSep 23
This is the best Raymond Reddington impression you will ever hear
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In my next staff meeting I plan to finish my report with, "...[I]f I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm going to "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground."
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Suck it losers
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Thank goodness world famous multi-millionaire professional athletes feel safe enough to finally come out into the light and make commercials about weight loss pills. They've suffered too long.
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The NFL season doesn't start for 45 minutes and I'm already sick of the Kelces
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youtu.be/IjLg0X59fMA?si=lGoV…

Band of Brothers: Legacy Trailer | HBO Max

The brotherhood continues.25 years after #BandOfBrothers first ai...

youtube.com
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Alien: "So a 'salad' is anything with lettuce in it?" me: "Yup, unless it has mayonnaise in it instead like tuna salad, potato salad, chicken salad or macaroni salad." Alien: "That is so confusing but I think I understand. What's that you're eating?" me: "This is fruit salad."
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I don't know which was worse. When movies were considered "cinema" or "content".
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RIP
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