startup guy: so, how’s the market doing? finance guy: not as much growth as we’d like. startup guy: I feel you, we’re still in beta.

1: what’s the name of your startup? 2: stealth mode. 1: oh, you can’t talk about it. 2. no, we’re gonna name it StealthMode™.

guy in a suit: I’m pretty bullish on tech right now. startup guy: bullish? that’s a great name for a startup.

old guy in a suit: you just graduate? young guy in a suit: yeah, why? old guy in a suit: they should teach a class on how to wear a suit.

re: the previous tweet… he literally said “hashtag uberpool”

wait, it’s the same rate even if there’s no one else in the car?! take me to the fucking marina bro!!! #uberpool

guy in a hoodie: where do you live? guy in a suit: in the tenderloin. guy in a hoodie: don’t worry, we all have to start somewhere.

1: Where do you work? 2: At a startup. 1: Nice. What’s it called? 2: I really can’t talk about it. We’re in stealth mode.