inshallah girl

Surah An-Nisa (4:29-30) "…And do not kill yourselves [or one another]. Indeed, Allah is to you ever Merciful."

Six Words Every Pakistani Girl Needs To Hear

1500s: check her hymen to make sure she stayed a virgin for her husband 2020s: check her labia majora for hyperpigmentation to make sure she never sympathy-fapped to the middle aged version of Gallaghercest

I knew what kind of fake fag Harry Styles was when he didn’t write anything sexually arousing about Liam’s dead body. Paul McCartney would’ve at least rhymed “Payne’s brains” with “sugar-sweet candy canes.”

Ao3 users think they're recreating Unit 731 on there, but instead of dissecting babies or drinking the blood of conjoined twins to see if u get superpowers, they’re just writing Dan/Phil shota with a Spotify playlist linked. And the first song is Washing Machine Heart

A lot of anger towards Ariana Grande & Bella Hadid comes from jealousy of their eating disorder origin stories being totally valid/cool. Ari has ISIS-themed anorexia & Bella never got over the fact that Gigi was the better-looking Antisemite in 2015

I miss when women were the villains in yaoi tbh it was more realistic. Now we have to pretend that a timeline exists where there's more than one 6'6 Korean with a monster schlong wasting it on courting a faggot. They’d be out in Seoul raping mice/otters/Russian tourists

I only find a guy sexy when he has the physiognomy of someone who jacked off to the orgy scene in Sausage Party. Like Jake Paul, Zayn Malik, Roman Roy, Zeke Yeager, Travis Kelce, Messi

When 120 Days of Sodom gets to the poop-eating part but I used to cry to Life of a Showgirl so I'm prepared to enjoy anything

All depictions of incest in media are larp bc there is little to no Grandmacest when they're the ones who do it the most... "I had a dream the shaytaan ate your pussy let me check" bitch no you didn't. But go ahead since you survived the 1947 partition of British India

Olivia rodrigo is still a Taydaughter no matter what happened. People act like their mothers have never touched on them/beat them before

This photo being anti-Islamic feminist art. The 2/72 big-eyed sexy virgins Allah promised ur man in jannah mocking you for waking up early to make him an omelette & double wrap ur hijab. Dunya over deen forever.

Every time I get a pop up ad that's like "make ur own Al slut and fuck her" I click on it to see if they got me as a preset yet because I still use my Face ID to log into Pixiv for Wincest porn

Finally noticing the random hints Allah has been dropping throughout my life that I’m going to be raped soon

Women on here will develop a special ed clit before they're 30 because they've been rubbing it to shit like Shane Hollander Chinese footbinding fics while calling actual beautiful boys (Jacob Elordi) chopped. The 2028 girls’ trip to Chengdu is going to be via a short bus

Taylor Swift always goyishly steps out with her own curated Schindler's List friend group bc they make her look really good in comparison. Armand used the same method with Daniel Malloy; Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) used it with Abdullah ibn Salam, etc.

Ur molester friend dies, and then you get beat up by the only person of color you know, and finally you lost bisexual trade to a sexy pedophile. Why is Louis Tomlinson’s life literally Naruto’s

Marauders fans will believe they’re protesting JK Rowling by giving Sirius Black a hairy pussy or something but can’t commit to it and have Remus Lupin put it up his butt anyway. just Keep Calm and Drink Butterbeer.

I didnt reject Islam early enough to be a liberated whore so when my grandkids ask me to tell them stories i’ll reiterate gaymaletube.com titles. Fatima, this is nana, and there once was A Libertarian Sodomized by a Soviet Midget with Oversized Cock. And it was Le Epic.

Ever since Manwha replaced Manga as the western standard for yaoi, the average fujoshi became a dickmatized tyrant. We used to be controversial feminist patriots in rural parts of Indonesia but now we give white fat NigaHiga shota clout.