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aaron

@ulphy
 Norwich, England
Joined March 2009
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Imagine the toe punts you could’ve done with these in the playground back in the day
Mason Hughes (@msnrhu) profile pictureMason Hughes
@msnrhuNov 4
Nike’s actually finished
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Man City getting off lightly 😡
Stuart L’Carpetron (@StuHillEnjoyer) profile pictureStuart L’Carpetron@StuHillEnjoyerSep 28
League just decided our punishment: Stay at freshmen bar open to close (11am-2:30am). You can have your phone but no charger, AirPods, or anything else. • Beer takes off 20 minutes • Shot takes off 30 minutes • Wing takes off 15 minutes Thoughts? Seems too easy ngl.
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O’hara and Cundy have melted my brain. I’ve seen growth. Encouraging growth.
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Imagine drinking Coke made the old fashioned way from a 97 year old diner like this
wyatt dunkin (@WyattDuncan) profile picturewyatt dunkin@WyattDuncanSep 22
when you have one really good bit
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SPURS ARE BACK
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This is how I found out Dolly Parton had died.
Bweaking NuwuS (@BBCBweaking) profile pictureBweaking NuwuS@BBCBweakingAug 25
<3 Countwy music wegend Dowwy Pawton haz died aged 80 (• o •)
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Two tickets for the rotties please
Outlander Magazine (@StreetFashion01) profile pictureOutlander Magazine
@StreetFashion01Aug 23
Adidas’ new Loafers 🙂‍↕️
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Do you think Man United will give interim boss Solskjaer the job next season?
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What the missus sees on the ring doorbell at 4am after I’ve lost my keys after a night out
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Jus⛏in🩸 (@Justin_SofOK) profile pictureJus⛏in🩸
@Justin_SofOKAug 10
Thinking about Stone Cold at the Spike TV launch party.
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Someone get @gingerrtom to start with the Infantino faceswaps NOW
Martyn Ziegler (@martynziegler) profile pictureMartyn Ziegler
@martynzieglerJul 28
EXCLUSIVE: Fifa's president Gianni Infantino is planning to sell stakes in the World Cup to private investors under a scheme that could potentially earn him tens of millions of pounds. Investor discussions held with figures close to the Trump administration, say sources. thetimes.com/sport/football/…
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Most sheep per square kilometre, you’ll never sing that
UEFA Obscura (@UEFAObscura) profile pictureUEFA Obscura
@UEFAObscuraJul 8
🏆 Every Round of 16 match at the 2026 World Cup has been won by the nation with more sheep per square kilometre.
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What a performance!
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Me to the person who invented auto translate on this app
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Nigel Farage on this weeks Question Time?
Street Fights (@StreetFightslol) profile pictureStreet Fights
@StreetFightslolJun 8
Is that a security guard or a T1000?
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Why is he announcing this like he is on I’m a Celebrity
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoJun 4
🚨 Florentino Pérez: “The €150m player is a YOUNG player. He’s a GALACTICO”. ⭐️
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???
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Men are class
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostMay 5
Man pulls police car down the street with his penis - to 'raise awareness' for prostate cancer trib.al/stFkSvf
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Savour this while you can before tomorrows game #PSGBAY
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Watching PSG vs Bayern just makes you realise how shite and boring the premier league has become
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