H.I.M Mr. Ola 🦧- 🦍- (OG) retweeted
I was fucking my wife last night and she looked back and said, "I'm feeling kinky! Turn off the light and stick it in my arse!"
As soon as I did, she screamed...
I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first!
H.I.M Mr. Ola 🦧- 🦍- (OG) retweeted
Here are some great ideas for places to hide if ICE shows up at your workplace.
H.I.M Mr. Ola 🦧- 🦍- (OG) retweeted
What the Thickness of Your Cum Says About You
1. Thick and sticky.
H.I.M Mr. Ola 🦧- 🦍- (OG) retweeted
You people don’t hate married men, you just hate the broke ones. 🤭
It doesn’t always work like that oh☹️☹️
When I was working in the bank, one of my colleagues was dating a big man who happened to be one of our major customers. At the time, she still had her boyfriend so we all advised her to just chop the man’s money while maintaining her relationship. 😭
Six months into the relationship, she came to work one day and told us the man wanted to leave his wife and marry her we screamed.. We told her not to make that mistake because we were convinced that if he could leave his wife for her, he could also leave her for someone else.
She married him exactly one year into their relationship.
Fast-forward to when she had her first pregnancy, the man sponsored her to USA to have their first baby. she sent us chocolate and whenever I’m eating that chocolate, I feel like ntor 🥵😜was attached to it because imagined she listened to our advice? She for still dey do “next customer please with that red bank”
She has had her second child with the same man, got a brand-new car as a push present and her mum has travelled to the USA about five times now.
Omo, life don pass rich prince falling in love with village girl feem abeg..
Anytime I view her status, I’m always grateful that she followed her mind oh and never listen to us.
H.I.M Mr. Ola 🦧- 🦍- (OG) retweeted
If you have been arrested, harassed and your properties seized by EFCC officials without being involved in anything illegal or fraudulent deals, send me a DM. I have just been contacted by someone in the EFCC to compile a list of those willing to come forward and their properties will be retured to them upon verifiable information and details being provided.
Thank you.
H.I.M Mr. Ola 🦧- 🦍- (OG) retweeted
HE ESCAPED HIS PAST—BUT THEY FOUND HIM AT UNIBEN
It was supposed to be a fresh start.
A clean slate.
A chance for Desmond to leave his troubled past behind and finally build the future he wanted.
When he arrived at the University of Benin, he was a final-year Public Administration student who appeared calm, reserved, and focused on one thing—finishing his degree.
To those around him, Desmond seemed completely disconnected from the violent world he had once known.
But there was something about his past that very few people knew.
Years earlier, between 2011 and 2012, Desmond had lived a very different life at Delta State University, Abraka.
He was allegedly a high-ranking member of the Mafite confraternity, reportedly serving as its second-in-command.
And that position placed him directly in the middle of a violent conflict with a rival group known as the Aye Fraternity.
As the confrontation intensified, Desmond allegedly became a major target.
Realizing that his life could be in danger, he made a drastic decision.
He left Abraka.
He relocated to Benin City.
And, according to the account, he decided to completely abandon that old life.
He kept a low profile, distanced himself from his former associates, and tried to build a new identity far away from the violence of his past.
For years, it appeared to work.
Until one decision brought him back into the spotlight.
As graduation drew closer, Desmond assumed a leadership position within Kegite’s Club, popularly known as the Palm Wine Drinkers Club.
It was a social organization, but the position made him more visible around campus.
And somehow, people from his past allegedly recognized him.
The man they believed had disappeared from their world was still alive—and now he was in Benin.
Then came April 3, 2023.
That afternoon, according to reports, armed men allegedly arrived at the University of Benin campus from the direction of Abraka.
They reportedly made their way to Hall 3, found Desmond inside his room, and opened fire.
He was killed instantly.
The student who had tried to escape his former life had been found again.
His death sent shockwaves across the university and left behind a disturbing question:
Can someone truly escape a dangerous past—or can the past follow them wherever they go?
Desmond had changed his environment.
He had changed his identity.
He had tried to change his life.
But on that tragic afternoon, the past he had spent years running from allegedly caught up with him.
Disclaimer: This story is presented strictly for documentary, historical, and educational purposes. The information is based on reported accounts and publicly available sources and should not be interpreted as an accusation or a definitive statement of guilt against any individual or group. We do not promote cultism, violence, or criminal activity. Our message is simple: say no to violence and criminal activity, and choose peace.
This content condemns cultism and violence.
H.I.M Mr. Ola 🦧- 🦍- (OG) retweeted
Toluwanisings wife won’t be disturbed by his memory whenever she enters his cars and she drives them around
She won’t be disturbed spending all the money he left in his bank account
But she will be disturbed seeing his grave in his compound
Which kind life men come 😭😭
H.I.M Mr. Ola 🦧- 🦍- (OG) retweeted
(Rest in peace to the dead 🕊️)
You don’t want to wake up every day seeing your late husband’s grave, but you can live in the house he built, sit on his favourite chair, enter the room where he wrote his music, and raise the children he left behind.
You’re young, you have two kids, and you’re free to remarry. But his body be taken to a public cemetery because you don’t want him buried on his own property or in his father’s land?
I thought the Yoruba were the cultural custodians of Nigeria. In my culture, even a mad man returns to his father’s land.
Do you want to sell the property?
The father-in-law is a calm man, I raise you the late mohbad father.
A painful family disagreement has reportedly erupted between late gospel singer Toluwanisings' father and his wife over where he should be buried.
While his father wants him laid to rest at his house or taken to Ikirun, where his late mother was buried, his wife reportedly prefers a cemetery in Ibadan.
Speaking with deep emotion, his father explained that he lives in a rented single room in Ikirun but insists that if his son cannot be buried at his home, he should be brought to Ikirun and laid to rest in his own father's house, just like his mother.
Unless she’s the one who built the house, this makes no sense. It’s not easy for her to see her late husband’s grave but she’ll be seeing his cars every day right???
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H.I.M Mr. Ola 🦧- 🦍- (OG) retweeted
If you have lived around cemeteries you won’t want your loved ones to be buried there. A lot of atrocities go on there.
H.I.M Mr. Ola 🦧- 🦍- (OG) retweeted
Finally I agree Nigeria is a very useless country with useless leaders
Cos if not people like this lady shouldn’t even have access ever to a Nigerian passport together with their generation
You can’t talk about @america passport like this and you will ever apply and be successful for anything in America
On this issue
I agree Nigeria is incompetent in consequence management
I have noticed that Nigerians with second passports hardly come online to talk down on Nigeria especially those in the US, Canada, Australia and New Zealand. It's the ones who are on one visa or the other.
Also, majority of Nigerians who talk down on Nigeria are based in Europe.
My observations though.
H.I.M Mr. Ola 🦧- 🦍- (OG) retweeted
I don’t take Nigerian who are living abroad permanently serious. They are mostly famous fools believe. Tell me how sensible adults with bsc gathering $50k to enter abroad. just to start over again. If you can’t build anything with $50k . You can’t build anything anywhere in the world. Some of the biggest startup. Start with just $50k or less. So when you see them being ignorant like this. know it’s frustration. They literally the problem facing Nigerian. Nigerians abroad are not different from our politician. Our passport is rank low due bad citizen like you who are causing trouble for Nigerian.
H.I.M Mr. Ola 🦧- 🦍- (OG) retweeted
One thing I’ve noticed about Nigerians is that sometimes, we are our own biggest enemies. You’ll see people from Somalia, Eritrea, Pakistan, South Sudan, and Libya living across Europe and America, yet you rarely see them publicly humiliating their own passports or acting so recklessly for social media attention.
You live in America or Europe, then come online to ridicule your Nigerian passport, forgetting that immigration officers and other officials may see these videos too. Then we wonder why Nigerians face stereotypes and extra scrutiny abroad.
You can criticise the government and demand a better Country without turning your nationality into a joke. Some Nigerians seriously need to do better.































